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KCDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-06-04 08:45 PM
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people mismatched with their profession
Hm, I can think of two from the past several days:

anti-choice gynecologists
aerobics instructors who can't keep a beat

And then, of course, there are politicians who don't read/follow the Constitution.

Any more you can add to the list?
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put out Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-06-04 08:50 PM
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1. School nurses with a mean streak.
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NightTrain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-06-04 08:51 PM
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2. Me, as a Hair Club For Men "after" model
:P
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ComerPerro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-06-04 08:52 PM
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3. One interesting thing to note
Was that our current pResident has been mismatched to every single role he has ever held in his life, with the exceptions of "failed buisnessman", "alcholic", "drug user" and "idiot".

I don't suppose that is relevant, though. But I just wanted to get that cheap shot in there.

I mean, he we have a guy who has been mismatched at every profession he has ever attempted.
Businessman
Baseball Owner
Governor
President
Jesus
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put out Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-06-04 08:59 PM
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5. Maybe "Father"?
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Nikia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-06-04 08:57 PM
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4. Counselors with as bad or worse problems than their clients
Unfortunately, these people do exist. Some went into psychology and counselor programs so that they could learn to help themselves. Unfortunately, this does not help their clients.
My friend stopped seeing his alcohol addiction counselor after he saw him very drunk at the bar and found out that was not unusual for the counselor. Fortunately, my friend was later able to stop drinking, but he had a setback for a while due to that incident.
It probably doesn't help people with depression to have counselors who they find out are depressed as well.
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Elidor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-06-04 09:29 PM
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6. Creationist science teachers
A couple of individuals come to mind as well:

Judy Woodruff - should have been one of those people who hand out free samples at the grocery store and a failed Avon lady.

Annthrax - was meant to be a professional sperm donor, but she turned out sterile.

Tim Russert - a timeshare salesman in an alternate reality

Howard Kurtz - in any world with justice, he'd be a brake and lube technician
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-06-04 09:35 PM
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7. I actually had one of those, and he was unsurpassingly excellent.
I think it pretty much depends on the individual.
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Breezy du Nord Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-06-04 09:40 PM
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8. The librarian at Parkview Elelmentary
I have no idea if Ms. Knowlton still works there but man was she nasty. She was tall and thin and old, like a vulture ans she had no passion for little children.
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-06-04 09:41 PM
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9. Dislexic Maths Teacher...
Chain-smoking explosives expert,
Ichthyologist who can't swim..

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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-06-04 09:43 PM
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10. Epileptic Pin Striper
Edited on Tue Jan-06-04 09:55 PM by DS1
Homeless House Inspector (soll good!)
Beatnik Police Chief
Agoraphobic Tour Guide
Stuttering Sports Announcer
Obsessive Compulsive Hitman
Anarchist Traffic Warden
Osteogenesis Imperfecta Stuntman
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pippin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-07-04 12:29 AM
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11. more mismatches
color blind decorators
teachers who hate kids
dancers with flat feet
movie stars who can't act
pop singers who are tone deaf and can't keep a beat
and in the case of Church of England arch bishops, the ones who don't believe in god
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TXlib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-07-04 01:13 AM
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12. pop singers who are tone deaf and can't keep a beat
Doesn't that cover pretty much all of them?
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DEM FAN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-07-04 01:39 AM
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13. Bush As The President Of The United States.
;-)
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Susang Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-07-04 01:43 AM
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14. Dr. Phil
A psychologist who has said many times that he really can't stand his patients. Yet he claims he helps people. Just amazing.
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BritishHuman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-07-04 02:31 AM
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15. Cat groomer with allergies
or a Relationship Counsellor with Asperger's Syndrome.
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Lindsey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-07-04 02:49 AM
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16. Yes - School Nurses with a mean streak!
I guess others have had horrible experiences. My experience was when I taught elementary school just a couple of years ago. This woman was pure EVIL. We suspected her of (but couldn't prove it) not giving kids their medication if she was in a bad mood - just to make it a miserable day for the teacher!!!!!!! If it didn't happen to me (and one of the ADHD kids in my class- I wouldn't have believed it.
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