Anna Nicole Memorial Haiku Thread

[AngryAmish]

Here's mine:

Anna Nicole gone
Crossing the Rainbow Bridge now
America weeps

edited for bad form

[VenusRising]

1. Your first line has one too many syllables

:hide:


But I love the thought.



A beautiful soul
tormented with suffering
May she find some peace.

[Katherine Brengle]

6. 5-7-5 right?

An na Ni cole gone = 5 syllables doesn't it?

[VenusRising]

11. Yes, but

notice the edit notation in the OP.

[AngryAmish]

14. are you saying my original haiku was not perfect?

Maybe it wasn't "technically" a haiku, but....

[elehhhhna]

2. mine

Exploitation of
A stunning young woman has
Caused her early death

Rest in peace, Vicki

[fla nocount]

3. ?

Who were you?
I've heard the name
Were you famous?

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

4. ...

Let us face it we
all would bang that geezer for
ten billion dollars

[idgiehkt]

8. ...

I know I sure would
and bang the step-son as well
for video blackmail.

[El Fuego]

5. OK...

A Trashy Drama
created by impish gods
but still a person

[KamaAina]

7. Ode on the End of Her Fifteen Minutes

Anna had it all:
Good looks, her own TV show,
and billions. All gone now.

[El Fuego]

9. I have another one.

Anna weighed a ton
But she leaves this world svelte
Saying "Thanks, Trim Spa®!!"

:evilgrin:


(Hey, "svelte" is one syllable. Well it can be. If you say it fast enough.)

[begin_within]

10. ok...

we bid farewell to
the Diana of Texas
victim of her fame

[hickman]

12. I'll try.

Can you be safe now?
Has elusive peace found you know?
Rest in peace, good-by.

Ya, I know, I used peace twice. Oh well.

[Xipe Totec]

13. here's mine...

Silicon mountains
Golden threads in a bottle
Fade into darkness

[wildhorses]

15. --

good bye sweet anna
the subject of many threads
tis time to rest your head

[sweetheart]

16. 33 1/2 men rising

rising up and falling
dead corpse of the month
in playboy.

[Patsy Stone]

17. Haiku!

Poor Anna Nicole.
Somewhere, fabulously dressed,
Bobby Trendy weeps.

[NNadir]

18. Death Media

Death media forms
Plastic breasts and emptiness
Into great soul.