Wolf Nipple Chips! Get 'Em While They're Hot... They're Lovely!

[arwalden]

[Andy_Stephenson]

1. Ren's (sp) Livers

What the hell are they?

[A HERETIC I AM]

7. it's "Wren"...a bird

[RandomKoolzip]

2. It's the Judean people's Front!

Or is it the PFJ...



SPLITTERS!

[dolo amber]

3. "I don't want

any of that Roman rubbish...why don't you sell some proper food?"

:D

[arwalden]

4. I didn't want to sell this stuff....

It's only a job. I hate the Romans as much as anybody!

[RandomKoolzip]

5. If you want to be in the PFJ...

You've got to REALLY hate the Romans.

[dolo amber]

6. I do!

Yeah? How much?

A lot!

Right...you're in. The only people we hate more than the Romans are the fucking Judean People's Front.


:P

[DrWeird]

8. What flavor are they?

The smartass at the hollywood bowl wants to know.

[A HERETIC I AM]

9. "He said blessed are the cheese makers!

It's not to be taken literally, my dear. It applies to all manufacturers of dairy products

'e just said the Greeks are goin to inherit the earth.


Oh its the Meek! Oh i am so glad they are getting something, they 'ave such a hard time.

[Fish-Slapping_Dance]

10. And now,

the Toad-Elevating Moment! :-)

[CrownPrinceBandar]

11. Crucifiction!... Nasty eh?

"Could be stabbed."

[A HERETIC I AM]

13. "Crucifiction's a dawdle"

What? Crucifiction is a long, slow painful death.

Well, at least it gets you outside"

Weirdo"

[GregW]

12. "People called Romanes they go the house?"

Brian It-it says, "Romans, go home"!
Centurion: No, it doesn't! What's Latin for "Roman"? (grabs Brian's ear) Come on, come on!
Brian: Romanus!
Centurion: Goes like?
Brian: Annus!
Centurion: Vocative plural of annus is...?
Brian: Anni?
Centurion: (writes) Romani. And eunt? What is eunt?
Brian: "Go"! Let-
Centurion: Conjugate the verb "to go".
Brian: Ire; eo, is, it, imus, itis, eunt!
Centurion: So eunt is...?
Brian: Third person plural, present indicative. "They go!"
Centurion: But "Romans, go home" is an order, so you must use the...?
Brian: The... imperative!
Centurion: Which is...?
Brian: I!
Centurion: (twisting Brian's ear) How many Romans?
Brian: (yelling) I.. Plural, plural! Ite, ite!
Centurion: (writing) Ite. Domus? Nominative? But "go home", it is motion towards, isn't it, boy?
Brian: Dative, sir!
(The centurion promptly draws his swords and presses it against Brian's throat. Brian yells:)
No, not dative! Not the dative, sir! No! The... accusative, accusative! Domum, sir, ad domum!
Centurion: Except that domus takes the...?
Brian: The locative, sir!
Centurion: Which is?
Brian: Domum!
Centurion: (writing) Domum... -um (sheathing his sword) Understand?
(Brian nods eagerly)
Now, write it out a hundred times!
Brian: Yes, sir, thank you, sir! Hail Caesar!
Centurion: Hail Caesar. If it's not done by sunrise, I'll cut your balls off!
Brian: Oh, thank you, sir. Thank you, sir. Hail Caesar and everything, sir!