So you're sitting down to dine at a fast food restaurant...

[Orrex]

And you notice that a previous patron has left a stack of apparently unused napkins on the table. What do you do with them?

[jobycom]

1. Fast food is evil

:)

[Orrex]

2. That was even faster than I expected!

Way to go, quick-draw!

:hi:

[jobycom]

3. Hey, you were begging, I aim to please

:rofl: Dangerous combo!

[Orrex]

7. That reminds me of a joke:

What do you call a tasty pretzel-and-cheese snack that nearly slays a dimwitted President?

A dangerous Combo!

nyuk nyuk nyuk

[bicentennial_baby]

4. You don't 'dine' at a Fast Food establishment

and I hesitate to call them 'restaurants'. They produce, you consume...

[madinmaryland]

5. Here is what I would do....

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

:evilgrin:

[Orrex]

6. So it's like that, is it?

President Bush is meeting with Rove and Gates to discuss strategies for dealing with the Democratic Congress, when Rove mentions the problematic issue of the increasingly disastrous war in Iraq.

"The Dems will raise a stink about the rising body count," says Gates. "And there's still that flap about the Brazilian casualties."

"Don't worry," says Rove. "I'll distract the press by revealing that Harry Reid has OCD."

"Gosh darn it, Karl," fumes Bush. "You know I hate it when you spell in front of me."

[izzybeans]

8. Where is "Blow Nose on the entire pile and put them back in Napkin Dispenser"?

I'm batting 1000% when it comes to this scenario. ;)