Worst album covers ever:

[brainshrub]

This site has a listing of the worst album covers in history:

http://www.cenedella.com/stone/archives/000302.html

Here are some of my favorites:









(Take a look at this teen hearthrob's arm.)

[Richardo]

1. It's like an old National Lampoon spoof...

...hard to believe they're real, but they're hilarious!

[gator_in_Ontario]

2. Oh Lordy

let me never touch any of them!

[Cush]

3. All My Firends Are Dead?

Dude, what kind of album is that?

[Emboldened Chimp]

29. That one cracked me up!

[brainshrub]

4. That's what happened to Jeff in pic #4!

He touched album #1.

[mmm]

5. All my friends are dead!?

I don't recall seeing these in the record bins.
I wonder how that can be...

[Cush]

6. lol

[MrBenchley]

7. Oh....my....God!!

Orleans was a pretty good band; "Dance With Me," "Still the One"

[Elidor]

11. OMG!

"You know, Julie, Ah've been mighty lonely since your momma left me..."

The Man-Boy Love Choir proudly presents...

[RandomKoolzip]

8. Here's one I remember cuz my mom had it...

Sorry it's so hard to see...I wish there was a bigger picture I could show you, because it is TRULY stupid, and from a person who really should have knon better:



Blowin' Away by Joan Baez....why, Joan, why? The flight suit, the wave, ugh....

[Elidor]

9. Hey, now! Joyce is cute!

Though she's a bit overpriced at 50 cents.

I used to have a poster of this:

My sister had nightmares because of it. I think it would get her vote.

[tridim]

10. Introducing the Drew Carey singers..

I like this one too:

[WoodrowFan]

12. OH! MY! GOD!

[Cush]

18. theyr'e blind

so I won't comment on them, BUT the record company should have known better than to use that photo

[Scurrilous]

13. This guy...

...is posing at his last gig. In the shower.

[Elidor]

14. Looks like the name ought to be:

I love my life...but I hate you, you sumbitch!"

[regnaD kciN]

24. That was the high point of his whole day!

:evilgrin:

[LynneSin]

15. Hey...here's who those guys want to touch:

[Scurrilous]

23. The Sixth Menudo...

eom

[LynneSin]

16. The NAMBLAPALOOZA world tour

and

[Richardo]

20. That's the funniest thing I've seen on this board all day.."NAMBLApalooza"

</spit take> :D :thumbsup: Lynne! Bwa-hahahahaha!

[BurtWorm]

17. These are sort of interesting

There's plenty more where they came from! They're from a site called "It Crawled from the Bins":

http://www.phoenixnewtimes.com/extra/gilstrap/crawl.html

[MrBenchley]

26. Holy shit...the Pat Boone album

for soldiers during Viet Nam....

[hatrack]

19. Have I got a website for YOU!

http://www.rockandrollconfidential.com/

Check out "The Hall of Douchebags" - it's a compilation of hundreds and hundreds of hilariously awful band publicity photos, combined with brilliant captions. Hair bands, makeup bands, rap wannabe bands, clueless biker bands - the Hall of Douchebags has them all!

Some of the pictures include samples - just click on the Mr. Suck icon for a listen.

[RandomKoolzip]

22. I love that site!

It cracks me up when they call somebody "Jeremy" as an insult.


Her's a great site for you:

www.menwholooklikekennyrogers.com

The picture gallery is just that: picture after picture of guys who look like Kenny Rogers...each picture pithily captioned.

[Wickerman]

21. Attila, Billy Joel when he did heavy metal

Dressed in Hun costumes, Joel and bandmate Jon Small are in a meat locker with sides of beef. The LP is unlistenable and is the only part of Joel's back catologue that is not at this date rereleased. Wretched as the cover. The band broke up when Joel started dating Small's wife Elizabeth, whom he wrote Honesty for, from "the Stranger". Later he divorced her and sued her and her brother, whom had help manage him and a lot of his money. More than you would ever want to know about BJ.

[regnaD kciN]

25. Too small an image, but this one's a classic...

[ronnykmarshall]

27. Let Me Touch Him??

Ewwwww! I don't want any of them creeps NEAR me!

[ronnykmarshall]

28. Here's a few more

This guy tried to hit on me back in 1983 same outfit. I think we was "working" Santa Monica Blvd.



You gotta LOVE mama's hair.



Poor Julie, she's getting dumped on her birthday by her boyfriend/best friend's father.



The BRAILLETTES?? They actually sued Ray Charles to try and become Raelettes. Ray said "I may be blind, too. But I know you girls ain't got no rythm."


This is what Chipendales dancers become.

[AlGore-08.com]

30. Tijuana picnic with the Colonel!