First Images from the Crawford Ranch

[Dover]

photographed after GDubya's brush clearing, demonstrates how the new policies introduced by the EPA (called Clearcut) will eventually change the climate entirely to transform the planet into a green-free zone of lasting beauty. Red Instead is the slogan of the new GOP-sponsored environmentally handicapped plan.


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[omshanti]

1. Hey, you don't see any forest fires there, do you?

So the policy must have worked! "Healthy Forests = cut down trees, no forest fires"

[underpants]

2. Ya can't argue with results

:bounce:

[SpaceCatMeetsMars]

3. The ranch appears to have an eerie, Armageddon-like glow

that the true-believers longing for the end-times must enjoy.

[Dover]

4. A lesson in Martian climatology

...Red is dead.

[AlGore-08.com]

5. Actually, there may be microscopic lifef - - Wait! Do I smell... OIL???

Scr*w the Martians! Let's drill!!