I was just disgraced at my own Super Bowl party!

[Reverend_Smitty]

so apparently when you invite your college roommate over to a family Super Bowl party and do a bunch of Jager bombs and other assorted alcoholic beverages somehow you start wrestling in the middle of the living room in front of your whole family. I wouldn't mind so much but this girl who weighs 100 pounds soaking wet just totally kicked my ass...I feel shamed and I feel the need to challenge her to a re-match when we are both sober and are on neutral territory...dammit Jagermeister is a crazy drink!!!

[slj0101]

1. Your Festivus parties break up early, don't they?

:D

[Reverend_Smitty]

2. We didn't have a proper Festivus celebration this year...

so I guess this counts, although my personal feat of strength was not what I wanted it to be...I blame it on the booze and the abnormal amounts of buffalo wings I ingested tonight

[Oeditpus Rex]

3. ...

[The Traveler]

4. Truer smileys

have ever been rendered!

:rofl:

[Reverend_Smitty]

5. lol

It all started with my aunt fighting my roomie (my aunt just turned 40 the other day, so I guess she was proving she was still young enough) and then all of the sudden my glasses were taken away and I was in a head lock...I swear I demand a re-match!!!!

[Porcupine]

6. Dude, you can't wrestle a girl......

and NOT lose. It's just too interesting to keep the brain operating properly.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

7. They're both girls. nt

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

8. You have to really watch out for the little, scrappy fighters. Trust me, I know.

I am one.

In fact, I've been described as freakishly strong.

[LostinVA]

12. You are freakishly strong

*pervy laugh*

[LaPera]

9. I'm in love....

[hickman]

10. Want me come over and kick all their asses?

I'm in meno, mean and looking for a good fight. The 40 pounds I've gained since the onset of meno will work in my favor. I know how to throw a punch.

[Robeson]

11. OMG!! Two drunk women wrestling on the living room floor!!!!!....

....this thread is useless without pictures...

BTW, I'll buy tickets for the rematch...:9

[Reverend_Smitty]

13. but now we are two hungover women with sore backs and arms

it might be a while before the re-match, we need time to recover and I think I need to start hitting the gym...I was embarrassed last night

[Goblinmonger]

14. Were you in your jammies?

Were there feather pillows involved? Please?

[Reverend_Smitty]

15. lol...no...

I really feel that drunk girl fights are way less sexy than men think