plus I should really go rack out for the night, because I have to get up early...but if I wait 'til tomorrow morning to read it, I'll be late for work...it's a vicious circle... :P
10. Top Ten things I'd rather do than listen to Shrub speak.
1.) Shove ice picks in my ears 2.) Shove toothpicks in my eyes 3.) Shove bamboo shoots under my nails 4.) Listen to an a' capella duet featuring Axl Rose and Edith Bunker 5.) Circumcision by chain saw 6.) Vasectomy by weed eater 7.) Have my teeth drilled without Novocaine 8.) Pierce my nipples with rusty 16penny nails 9.) Roseanne 10) Jump a Unicycle with no seat over a ramp
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