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[cosmicdot]

Child with book: mister, your name has a lot of asterisks next to it ... could you explain that to us? Oh, and, what's this question (?) mark I see ... it's here a lot, too.

[Hubert Flottz]

1. "How Much For Zee Little Girl?"

.

[phatkatt]

2. "Study and work real hard, now ..."

"... and maybe you can grow up and clean houses for folks like me."

[KensPen]

3. OK Condy, we need to........ ooooops sorry you all look alike to me.

nt

[Cat Atomic]

4. You ship out in March.

[AlGore-08.com]

5. Whoa! I didn't know y'all had black folks in 'Murika!

eom

[Fleshdancer]

6. My brother Neil would like to meet with you in private.

sick sick sick! Bad Gloria. Bad. :spank:

[rucky]

7. "You read it. Every time I read something awful happens"

[KensPen]

8. No I don't know the man in the Yellow Hat, what are you talking about?

nt

[wysimdnwyg]

9. Hey, little girl...

Your teacher said you are real good a readin' and stuff. Can you help me?

[yellowcanine]

10. Who cares what you think?

I am president and that means I don't have to listen to anyone who isn't one of my Pioneers.

[underpants]

11. Remember that tax credit your folks got? I need it back...now

:thumbsdown:

[BringEmOn]

12. "If y'all study real hard

ya just might pass the literacy test so's ya can vote."

[cosmicdot]

13. Hi, I'm George Bush, I visited Africa you know ... Child: do you plan to

steal this election, too ...

[cosmicdot]

14. W: wait 'til you find out what we did to your future

[kayell]

15. I hate it when they wear those braid thingies,

it makes it harder to rub their heads for luck.

[peekaloo]

16. My momma says you're a warmongering, lying sack of

shit, who was only made pResident because your brother scrubbed black voters from Florida's polls.

*: Yes, my dog is named Barney.

[Elidor]

17. I'm the grinch

And those schoolbooks, you know
They're not the "right" ones
They really must go!

Now give me your pencils
And your crayolas, too
No after-school programs
No lunches for you!

There's not enough money
It's sad but it's true
My friends all got tax breaks
It sucks to be you!

I'll be back next year
When your teachers I'll fire
If you don't learn real fast
How to make the pie higher!

Now don't you start crying
I'm really quite kind
And I'm known by my motto:
Leave No Child Behind...

[AlGore-08.com]

19. LOL! Rock on, brother Hardhead!

Love your Steve Martin gif, BTW.

[jimbo fett]

18. Please bend over, Mr. President. The children are having...

trouble seeing the "I Halliburton" tatoo on your ass.