Caption Smirk's latest photo op!

[AlGore-08.com]

Smirk: Okay, let's get this d*mn photo op on the road. Don't none of you li'l heathens touch me, I ain't had my booster shots. On five, everybody sing the "No Child Left Behind" theme song - - or else. One, two... um, five:

Let the eagle SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAR
Whoa! Dude!! Almost lost my balance!!
Like it never soared BEFOOOOOOOOOOOORE
A contribution of $500,000 gets you in the DOOOOOOOOOOOOR...
Uh...
I bought Spongebob Squarepants underroos at the STOOOOOOOOOOORE...
And... um...
My fav'rite actor's Pauly SHOOOOOOOOOORE....
THE LIZARDS!! THE LIZARDS!!! GET 'EM OFF ME!!! THE LIZARDS!!! GET 'EM OFF!!! GET 'EM OFF!!!! THE LIZA - -
So let the eagle SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAR...

[underpants]

1. I was in a clasrrom like this once and then these planes swooped in...

and not only saved my presidency from ruin but allowed my to commence the military faze of world domination.

I'm glad you posted this I didn't want to go all CAPTION happy. That is a funny pic with several options available.

[ElsewheresDaughter]

17. good one underpants

[SlavesandBulldozers]

2. how about

"when I fight terrists i use a karate CHOP! to the stomach and an ELBOW! to the head. That's just how we do it down in the big state of Texas. Now what were we talking about?"

[demnan]

3. It's inevitable that someone say this

but doesn't he look drunk?

[librechik]

4. the caterpillar was THAT BIG! and that's what I did on 9/11.

smirk

[Virgil]

5. "I know the answer."

"The answer is twenty."

[wysimdnwyg]

6. The pile of money I got from my last fund raiser

was this tall.

[ElsewheresDaughter]

7. "ya see boy, it's like this....

i had already been left behind oh....bout 7 times when i was just bout this big"

[omshanti]

22. kid on right: Mr. President, shouldn't you be wearing deodorant?

Kid in middle: Hey, watch it with the hand there, Mr. Prez!
kid on left: hm, wonder what country he's planning to attack next?

Dubya: Zoom! Wheee!!! And then I landed my airplane on the carrier jes like dat! Wheeeee!

[ElsewheresDaughter]

24. LOL

[grannylib]

8. "This is how I pretended to fly before I deserted from the ANG 'cos

I couldn't pass the piss test, and they wouldn't let me fly real airplanes, 'cos I'm sorta like, not really a military pilot, y'see?"

[jimbo fett]

9. So, we rounded all you black people up and we're gonna stick you high on a

mountain somewhere.

[peekaloo]

10. Shee, I made the high pie-er, sho you is learning better.

[cosmicdot]

11. W: do ya'll know the difference between 'no child' and 'lots and lots'?

[Hubert Flottz]

12. "Ya Know what really burns my ass kids?"

"A big-ole fire about this dang big!"

Kids, "You really are as stupid as you look on TV Mr. Shrub!"

[underpants]

13. See now in order to not serve in the neverending war you kids need to...

get some of your folks' contacts to get you commissioned on a plane that is about to be decommissioned and in a "champagne unit".....okay got that?

[pansypoo53219]

14. I shtarted drinking

when i was yea big. i liked beer. heck i liked vodka, i liked whiskey.......

[SpaceCatMeetsMars]

15. First kid is thinking: Put your hand down,

you drunken jackass, you're making a fool of yourself."

Second kid is thinking: "Don't touch me mister, because you are REALLY creepy."

Third kid is thinking: "Hmm, I think I'll check the hall monitor handbook to see if hall monitors can arrest election thieves."

[zbdent]

16. Caption 1: "You must have a pile of money this high

or you will be left behind."

[underpants]

18. Bbbvvvrrooooooooooom ppfpfpppfpfpppfff *PISH* *Boom*

Kid on left:Oh brother he's getting his war on again.

[zbdent]

19. Caption 2: "After World War I, my grand-daddy Prescott could only salute

like this, not straight out like normal."

[zbdent]

20. Caption 3: "And when I saw the first plane go in like this, I thought

'Boy, there's a terrible pilot.' And then I went into the classroom."

[zbdent]

21. Caption 4: "Usually, pilots have to land on a flight deck which is

swaying at least this much. The waters just off the coast of California were pretty durn calm that day."

[arwalden]

23. Ooo! Ooooo! Ooooo! OOOO! Mr Kotter! Mr. Kott-aire!

[salinen]

28. "and in a few years,

when you're this high, I'm gonna send ya off to war, killin's what young 'uns need to learn, not that 3 R's stuff."

[ElsewheresDaughter]

25. so far these ALL have been quite funny

[AlGore-08.com]

26. ...so Chris'mas mornin' I tripped on a stack of Gore votes THIS high - -

- - layin' right in front of Jebbie's Chri'mas tree. I keep tellin' him it's kind of "duh" that you gots to DESTROY ev'dence, but no, Mr. Smarty-Pants-No-It-All sez he needs ta keep it to blackmail me with, like THAT'S gonna work. Ev'rbudy knows the only way to controll ME is to cut off my supply. And there are SEVERAL Columbian cartels that would collapse if I even cut back by... oh... five or two percent, so we can be d*mn sure THAT ain't gonna happen - -

[Mikimouse]

27. Hey, can you hurry it up? I 'm gettin' creeped out being

this close to real people. Isn't there a 'free speech zone' around here somewhere? Oh, that's where you got 'em from? OK.

[Fleshdancer]

29. *hiccup* I'm a little tea pot, short and stout. Here is my handle

here is my spout.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

31. his right hand is their oppourtunity

his left represents their likelyhood of being imprisoned in their lifetimes

[AlGore-08.com]

30. "Eentsy Weentsy spider"?? That Mo*f* musta been THIS BIG!!!

eom

[cosmicdot]

32. safety patroller: well, actually, we took a vote and like ours better...

... "Educate All Children" ... we think it's more inclusive and positive ... you might want to re-engineer those negative words in your spinography ...

[peekaloo]

33. girl on right: "Not sure which smells worse, his breath, BO or that

dog poop on his shoe".

[Cat Atomic]

34. You must be at least this tall to fight for Exxon.

[scottcsmith]

35. You know, Billy,

I was this tall when I had my first beer!

[AlGore-08.com]

36. Kicking it up for the afternoon crowd

:kick:

'Cause SkipFox would have wanted it that way

:kick:

[cosmicdot]

37. hear, hear!

[kayell]

38. 1st kid: I think I'm going to pass out. Somebody get this man some

deodorant.