Holy crap! Michael Jackson's kids are WHITE!

[ronnykmarshall]

http://www.tmz.com/2007/02/01/jackos-kids-unmasked/#comments

[Deja Q]

1. You make it sound like it's a crime.

:(

[SteppingRazor]

2. So's their mom n/t

[AllegroRondo]

3. Id love to see a DNA test

my bet is hes not the biological father.

[greatauntoftriplets]

4. That's what I think too.

n/t

[ronnykmarshall]

5. That's was my orginal point.

There is NO way those kids are his.

[greatauntoftriplets]

6. I thought it was.....

Maybe it means they'll be sane.

[Deja Q]

20. I know a person who looks white... his father is white...

his mother is black.

It is not beyond an unreasonable doubt that those children were fathered by him.

Unless somebody did a DNA test, but would Michael Jackson want to appear on Maury? :crazy:

[billyskank]

7. Maybe he had his genes whitened.

[montanto]

18. Its easy, you can do it at home!!

[spinbaby]

8. Michael Jackon is white, too

Maybe he had his genes bleached when he had his skin bleached.

[ronnykmarshall]

13. Always reminds me of a Simpson's episode

The did a spoof on the "All in the Family" opening with Homer and Marge singing ala Edith and Archie:

Homer: Oy, the way the Bee Gee's played,
Marge: Movies John Travolta made,
Homer: Guessing how much Elvis weighed,
Homer & Marge: Those were the days!
Marge: And you knew where you were then,
Homer: Watching shows like "Gentle Ben",
Homer & Marge: Mister, we could use a man like Sheriff Lobo again!
Homer: Disco Duck and Fleetwood Mac,
Marge: Coming out of my eight-track,
Homer & Marge: Michael Jackson still was black, those were the days!

Homer: Bart was feeling mighty blue
Marge: I'ts a shame what school can do
Apu: For no reason, here's Apu
All: Those were the days!

[Zookeeper]

9. I hope he's not bleaching their skin, too. n/t

[azmouse]

10. That was my first thought. n/t

[Arugula Latte]

11. Maybe they'll do an anti-Michael and slowly turn black over the years ...

;)

[MsKandice01]

12. Of course they are...

Michael Jackson didn't father those kids any more than I did.

[tigereye]

14. um, a lot of biracial kids have very fair skin....

just sayin....

[Hell Hath No Fury]

17. Of course they do...

I know many bi-racial people who have paler skin than I do, but you just don't go from "Michael Jackson" to Aryan in one generation. It's just not the skin coloration, it's the bone structure, the hair -- there is just no way those kids are his biologically.

[Deja Q]

21. Would you believe they had face lifts too?

Bad joke.

In seriousness, appearances can be deceiving. A DNA test is proof. :)

[LeftyMom]

25. My son's little playmates are biracial

Their mom's family is Irish and the kids' Dad is half African American and half caucasian and fairly light complected himself. Those kids are still darker complected than the kids pictured above appear to be, but they also have hair texture and facial features that show both aspects of their ancestry, and they're 3/4 european in ancestry, so it seems strange that somebody who is as naturally dark complected as Micheal Jackson, who has genes for somewhat dominant traits typical in African Americans would pass none of them on to his supposed genetic offspring.

I don't really give a shit one way or the other, but his weird insistence that those kids are his genetic offspring is an insult to the public's intelligence on par with his longtime insistence that he'd never had plastic surgery or had his skin lightened. Sure, stranger things have happened than one kid coming out looking almost entirely like one parent and nothing at all like the other, but all of them? Do they look the slightest teeny tiny bit like little Micheal Jackson of the Jackson Five? Enough to pass for even a distant relative?

[XemaSab]

28. I've known kids who had some African American heritage

who had similar features, but their mom was straight creole with very fine facial structure. :shrug:

[tigereye]

30. but none of us are really able to judge this from a picture....

unless Jackson is infertile, there is really no way for any of us to judge whether those kids are his or not, baring DNA testing, which I suspect none of us have access to....

:shrug:

[Hell Hath No Fury]

15. It was so sad...

Michael used to dye the hair of the little boy when he was younger to "towhead" blonde -- I saw some footage of the kid with roots that would rival Courtney Love on her worst day.

Can you imagine just how weird those kids' lives are???

[LibraLiz1973]

16. What is wrong with "Blanket"?

He looks a mess

[sasquatch]

19. And Tom Cruise's is Asian

:shrug:

[XemaSab]

22. Those are some FA-REAKY looking kids!

F***in' children of the corn and shit! :scared:

The scary thing is they look like him *now*, not him back in the day when he was black. :scared:

[philosophie_en_rose]

23. Clones?

:shrug:

[XemaSab]

26. If they were clones they would look like young MJ

[Left Is Write]

24. Michael Jackson was such a good-looking guy before he started messing with his face.

[Zookeeper]

31. Yes, he was...

I wonder what his life and career would be like if he hadn't mutilated himself.

[ikojo]

27. Are they living in some Arab country?

I didn't think Michael Jackson could come to the US and had been hiding in an Arab country.

Also, what kind of meshuganeh parent calls their child BLANKET? Oy vey...these kids will keep a therapist living large for quite some time. Heck they may have to be willed to another therapist after their original therapist dies, just to finish the work!

[LaraMN]

29. Thank the Gods that their noses are still intact.

:o