I got an interesting piece of mail today....

[polmaven]

From the Department of the Army, HQ, U.S Army Recruiting Command.

They want me to find out how I can strengthen my college education!

If I mail in the reply cards, I could get a knit cap from the Army for FREE!!!!!

I WILL BE 57 YEARS OLD IN MAY!!!! DO THESE PEOPLE EVEN CHECK THESE THINGS????

[greatauntoftriplets]

1. I just checked your profile....

and see that you are female. So you never had to register for the draft back in the day.

I am one year older than you, and hope that I never get one of those letters. Jeez.

:eyes:

Had you been male, you would have signed up for Selective Service. But this is ridiculous.

[polmaven]

2. So I guess this is how the Great One

is planning to increase the numbers of troops on 5 years, huh? He's gonna recruit "old" ladies!

[Generic Brad]

3. You get a knit cap for joining the Army?

It truly baffles me as to why they are having trouble recruiting new soldiers. :sarcasm:

[redwitch]

4. what, no sports watch?

cheap bastids.

[hickman]

5. I got e-mail from the rnc last week.

:wtf: What lists are they buying these days? Right there btw Tom Matzzie and Matt Holland was the rnc. Huh? I hit the spam square(yahoo).