ACHOO! I have a nasty cold

[Mass_Liberal]

your pity would be much appreciated. Come on....who could spare some pity? Just a little?

[proud patriot]

1. God Bless You

Tissue?

[Mass_Liberal]

3. why thank you

n/t

[Gato Moteado]

2. i have one too

sore throat, coughing, sneezing.

[grasswire]

5. I'm in the tenth day...

...still coughing. Still have those "sick" eyes. Gad I hate coughdrops. Why can't they make them taste good? Not so sickly sweet?

[Bronco69]

4. Here,

have some chicken soup.

[Mass_Liberal]

6. thanks

chicken soup is even better than pity. Mmmmmm.

[Esurientes]

7. Have some tea and echinacea / eom

eom

[flama]

8. Bless you, ML

Nasty colds are really nasty.

I heard that Bell Labs in New Jersey found the cure for the common cold but it's been locked up as a secret. Viruses cause colds and cannot make us sick unless they clump - colonize. There's a certain secret ultrasound frequency that keeps the viruses from clumping.

I also heard that a couple of shots of whiskey, two Contac capsules, and a couple of joints will make your cold go away overnight. Not that I'd condone such things! Well, maybe the whiskey.

If you don't start feeling better in a week, come talk with us again because you probably don't have just a nasty cold. Meanwhile, get plenty of rest and drink plenty of liquids (not all whiskey!).