Which is worse? (The Sequel)

[NightTrain]

[terrya]

1. But what if the consensus is that Ann has some "masculine tendencies"? :-)

There's going to automatically be some gender confusion concerning Ms(?) Coulter.

[NightTrain]

2. To paraphrase Eric Cartman...

"Wha'evuh, wha'evuh! I do who I want."

[Wonder_Cow]

3. the adams apple

makes you wonder, don't it?

I'd take the woodpeckers.

[NightTrain]

4. I'm kickin' this baby, by gum!

:kick:

[populistmom]

5. With all that oxycontin

I doubt Rush is even fully functioning. :puke:

[Dogmudgeon]

6. Sex with Ann?

I'd bend her over and pretend I was gay.

<This section has been censored to conform with DU's sex policy.>

And I say that with no offense intended to the gay/lesbian/transgenered community.

--bkl
Lysol washeth away all sins.

[101 Proof]

7. Definitely...

being rolled in sawdust and getting pecked by peckers...that sounds bad....

[Hippo_Tron]

8. I'd have sex with ann coulter and tell everybody...

That I thought it was quite a mediocre experience.

[frogfromthenorth2]

9. I can tell you from experience that she is not that good....

[Piperay]

10. If Rush was on top

of me he would squeeze the breath out of me and kill me, so I will take the woodpeckers. :shrug:

[Cat Atomic]

11. I have this intuition that faster-than-light travel is somehow

related to having Limbaugh and Coulter have sex with each other. I feel it would tear reality in some way.

[binaryline]

12. Sex with Coulter... hands down...

Because, well, I'm a girl(and a queer girl on top of it all ;-)) . Even though sex with AC would make me grit my teeth and take one for the team, I'd do it... just to report the whole thing back to the good side. Ahhh, righteousness... good times ;-)

Edit: the honey and sawdust thing sounds kind of nice... but maybe I'm weird.

[BelleCarolinaPeridot]

13. Ahhh !

I hurled when I read the first option .