For god sakes I hate poetic justice

[HEyHEY]

For years I met no girls I was interested in a relationship with. Then I met one, lots of women who have expressed intrest in me. But all of them are looking for a boyfriend. Where the hell were they a few years ago? I'm not interested in being in any relationship now and suddenly I'm surrounded by marriage material and unable to capitalize.
Damn, it just ain't fair.. :-(

Course, as my buddy said, I should be "Thanking god I have these kinds of problems."

[Mary Tyler Moore]

1. I feel your pain

Now that I am under lock and key, I am scraping the men off; 10 years ago, I could get a man to stick with superglue.

[crim son]

3. Mary Tyler Moore,

Welcome to DU! :hi: I hope you enjoy it here.

[Mary Tyler Moore]

4. Crim

Thanks so much!

I think I will.:toast:

[crim son]

2. They want to "capture" you.

We women can be sort of stupid that way.

[HEyHEY]

5. very stupid... I'm not worth capturing

Silly women

[SeattleGirl]

7. Why do you think that?

:shrug:

[HEyHEY]

10. Cause I have no stability in life

And don't desire any. At this point anyway. Getting seriously involved with anyone would be unfair to them.

[crim son]

8. Yeah, bullshit.

I've seen you and I've read you. Plus, you're Canadian. What more are the ladies looking for?

Or have recent events found you thinking about switching teams? :P

[HEyHEY]

9. I'd switch teams if I could

But stupid hormones won't let me. I just think that, being a man, it'd be so much easier to date men.

[crim son]

12. I don't know where you get that idea.

I'm a female and what I wish is for somebody who didn't judge me by my B-cup and slightly aging face. That doesn't describe any man I know. You gentlemen are all alike! :hug:

It isn't true; I know.

[HEyHEY]

13. Let's face it; dating sucks ass

Seriously. I wish I had just met some girl I really liked in junior high and married her at 18. Then I'd have someone to come home to, someone to screw, and someone to grow old with. That part of life would be taken care of and I could concentrate on my career full time.

[crim son]

14. I don't remember dating sucking this bad when I was younger

but I think back then I still had hope. Now I feel like there's this big fucking clock ticking over my shoulder all the time..."Your chin is sagging, your chin is sagging..." If it's any comfort, I got married and it didn't work out either. The trick is finding the right person. Ha. So I hear.

[SeattleGirl]

6. That's because you lose the "I need someone" aura

I have noticed this too. Even if we aren't consciously "looking", I think that when we are, we give off some kind of signal that scares people. But when we get with someone, or are focused on someone, suddenly all kinds of possibilities come out of the woodwork. Strange, isn't it?

[HEyHEY]

11. And annoying

[BelleCarolinaPeridot]

15. Its the opposite for me.

But I like being single. All I have to do is look at everyone else's relationship problems and I am thankful for not having to deal with that drama.