Are you interested in becoming a sexual habit to other DU members?

[Guava Jelly]

:popcorn:
lame copycat

[SPKrazy]

1. Que?

:shrug:

anyone in particular?


:evilgrin:

[Guava Jelly]

take yer pick!

Tons of yowza duers around to choose from :7

[SPKrazy]

5. Si!

por favor!

:evilgrin:

[Lyric]

2. Only for certain ones.

:evilgrin:

[Guava Jelly]

6. "ones" sounds plural

:7

[Lyric]

8. Definitely plural.

It would certainly be one hell of a fun sleepover party! :evilgrin:

[Guava Jelly]

12. And you called me bad.

:evilgrin:
I bet it would :hi:

[Lyric]

14. Yes well, "It takes one to know one" would be a fair comment from you

right about now. :rofl:

[Guava Jelly]

16. I can accept that!

:rofl:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

3. I already am.

:evilgrin:

[LostinVA]

4. One specific DUer already is my sexual habit

hehehhehehehe

[LeftyMom]

7. Well, I am for one.

Any others who invite me into their fantasies have been nice enough not to let me know, which is cool with me.

[MnFats]

86. cool that you;re in their fantazies or cool that they don't tell you?

your answer will determine whether or not you're in mine
(wouldn't want to offend.)

[LeftyMom]

90. Hey, as long as I don't know, I don't care.

:shrug:

[Ghost in the Machine]

9. No one would have me, I'm too fugly!

[LynzM]

48. Aw dude....

I hope you don't really feel that way. :hug: You have wise eyes, my friend.

[Ghost in the Machine]

88. Aw, thank you...

:hug:

These eyes have seen a lot of things in my lifetime. Some things that others can only dream about or read about in books. Other things that no human being should ever have to see or be exposed to. But, the experiences have made me who I am today.

PEACE!

Ghost

[LynzM]

89. Peace back at you, my friend.

I'm sorry to hear of all the things you allude to, but glad that you've come out of it with a positive attitude intact. Open ears here if you ever want to talk. :hug:

[TOhioLiberal]

10. got someone in mind?

:popcorn:

On Edit: I'm taking applications to be my Sugar Daddy, should anyone be interested. :rofl:

[swag]

11. Sounds like hard work. Let me sleep.

[BikeWriter]

13. Uh, that depends on their sex.

[Nicole]

15. Habit? No. Obsession? Yes!

:rofl:

[SPKrazy]

27. _-_

Just keep it up!

I mean..

well, keep doing what you're doing!

:evilgrin:



:rofl:

[Nicole]

32. ......

:evilgrin:

[SPKrazy]

36. My Obsession

somebody help me!

:evilgrin:

[Nicole]

38. Resistance is

futile.

:evilgrin:

[SPKrazy]

39. I've Given Up The Fight

see I've even got handcuffs for you to handcuff me if I resist, which I might have to just to get the handcuffs used!

:evilgrin:

[SPKrazy]

59. I'm There

:evilgrin:

[Danger Mouse]

17. What does 'sexual habit' even mean??

:shrug:

[S n o w b a l l]

18. I wouldn't protest...

:9

[Guava Jelly]

19. Thats refreshing to hear

:)

[S n o w b a l l]

20. It's my small contribution to bring back the

naughty girls for you.

:evilgrin:

[Guava Jelly]

21. Thank you!

I think they were all abducted by aliens
:7

[u4ic]

22. Where do I apply?

:evilgrin:

[Guava Jelly]

23. Application accepted :o)

:hi:
(now watch every other perv(besides me)) spam your im box with job offers.
:rofl:

[u4ic]

24. If the price is right...

;-)

[Guava Jelly]

25. I know the drill

A cute little sports car,some horses, a new wardrobe,a flat in paris,A house in the county, And a chauffeur.
:7

[u4ic]

26. Don't forget

the treehouse...

[Guava Jelly]

28. The tree house!!!

I can't believe I forgot the tree house.
I'll throw in a butler as penance.
:silly:

[u4ic]

30. Ooooo...

More men in uniform to get into mischief with...:evilgrin:

[Guava Jelly]

31. Here is the butler I hired.

Be gentle with him :rofl:

[u4ic]

33. I'll close my eyes and think of...

Kansas.... x(

[Guava Jelly]

35. There's no place like home

:7

[Starbucks Anarchist]

29. Yes, very much so.

:evilgrin:

[Mary Tyler Moore]

34. not a habit

but I wouldn't mind becoming an established pattern.

[Guava Jelly]

37. Creative answer

And welcome to du :)

[Mary Tyler Moore]

40. Hi Go

Thanks, I have seen what nonchalance can do and I refuse to allow anyone to fall into that chasm.

[Guava Jelly]

41. Its better to not beat around the bush i guess

:hi: back

[Mary Tyler Moore]

42. Who is beating around my bush?

I didn't even notice, I wonder if that means something.

[Guava Jelly]

45. Aaaaa no comment

:rofl:

[SPKrazy]

57. I'm Thinking That With Your Socks And The Promise Of Anklets

that you could easily become an established pattern

:evilgrin:

[Mary Tyler Moore]

79. Nice

Next stop, Addiction.

Imagine when I wield the power of the knee socks.

[SPKrazy]

80. Ohhh, The Knee Socks Are Not To Be Reckoned With

that will be the beginning of the MTM addiction

:evilgrin:

[BarenakedLady]

43. Yes please.

:evilgrin:

:bounce: :bounce:

[Guava Jelly]

44. Howdy stranger

:hi:
I think you have a big enough fan club here that is willing to take you up on that offer :)

[BarenakedLady]

47. I think you overestimate my fan club a tad...

hehehe.

But I'll be willing to look at a list of interested members (photos optional....of those members....:evilgrin: )



And she's back...YESSSSSSSSSS. :woohoo:

[Guava Jelly]

49. overestimate..Hogwash!!

I am glad you are back and feeling Naughty :)

[The Traveler]

69. Yer wrong BNL:

If anything, he underestimates.

[SPKrazy]

50. Applications Are Backed Up Right Now

so rest assured you will be a sexual habit for some, if not all of the men in the Lounge

:bounce: :bounce: :evilgrin:

[Briarius]

46. I already am!

but the applications are in the back if anyone else is interested...

:evilgrin:





:rofl:

[crim son]

51. Maybe, but not for more than one or two of them. Volunteers?

:D

[SPKrazy]

53. I prolly can't

but I would!

:bounce: :bounce: :rofl:

[crim son]

54. You got problems I don't know about?

:P

[SPKrazy]

56. No, I Just Figured

that I was not eligible for things like that

but I ain't got no problems

and yes ma'am I'm interested!

sure enough!

:evilgrin:

[crim son]

58. My friend, I'd have to get in line.

I want to be *special*! :rofl:

[SPKrazy]

60. Oh You Are Special!

and what line is that you speak of?

:bounce:

I see no line

[crim son]

63. Look up. n/t

[SPKrazy]

67. I Look Forward Never Back

yeah right LOL

up eh?

as in up the thread to the posts with Nicole?

I don't see her here.

:evilgrin:

[crim son]

71. Yes, but I don't put up with no freaking competition.

That is something I will never do again. Heavy sigh. You'll just have to wait for Nicole. :eyes:

[SPKrazy]

74. Pffffttttt!!!!

oh now

surely you don't think that I'm going to wait for her here?

My computer screen looks like it might be made of porcelain.

I'm thinking that it is time to hit the proverbial hay,

wanna hit the hay with me?

I mean on different sides of the country you can't get into too much trouble that way!

Nicole will just have to do what she does.

:shrug:

[crim son]

75. I'm going to stay up for a while longer because I took a nap

today. So much for my grand plans, eh? Sleep well XXXXX I almost "outed" you again! :pals:

[SPKrazy]

77. XXXX here

you can out me

I don't usually care

me llamo es esteben

:hug: :hug:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

61. Hey!

:hi: :D

[crim son]

64. Well, you're just a heartbreaker!

:hi: SA. How're you doing?

[Starbucks Anarchist]

65. Pretty good!

About to go to sleep, though. :D

[crim son]

66. Me too, pretty soon.

Sweet dreams. :hug:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

68. Good night!

Oh, sorry, too loud. :P

[The Traveler]

70. Oh, you are much admired!

Volunteers aplenty, I expect.

:hi:

[crim son]

73. Well, take a look at the list:

Southpawkicker: sure, if Nicole doesn't show up.
Starbucks Anarchist: yawn, I'm going to bed.

I could just cry but I won't. :D Hi, The Traveler. I hope you are well this evening. :hi:

[SPKrazy]

76. Good Night crimmie!

you can come to bed too if you want

but I'm going now!

:loveya: :hug:

[crim son]

78. Goodnight pawpicker!

I'll see you some time tomorrow. :loveya:

[The Traveler]

81. Trav is OK

Just bummin' over things that can't be helped now. Worried about my kid, who is probably going to be sucked up by Shrub's surge, a thought that makes me choke on my own bile so I better stop thinking about it.

Such thoughts should be banned in the Lounge, so I will desist. Instead, I should focus on things like ... how freakin' radiant you are in blue dresses and other such happy thoughts. Being a southern gentleman type, I should probably slap myself on your behalf.

:evilgrin:

[crim son]

82. No, give yourself a hug for cheering up an old lady with low self-esteem.

I did read your post about your son. There are no words to express my anger, but you know that... it's what brings us all together. :hug:

[The Traveler]

84. Hey kiddo

Take it from the long haired relic over here ... old, you ain't. :)

[crim son]

85. I'll take it from you, with gratitude.

:hug:

[The Traveler]

87. Ah, crim son

I like yer style. I like your wit. I like your looks. What's not to like? Doubt seriously I am the only man that finds you so ...

Babe, you've really helped me make it through the past few days and you didn't even know.

:pals:

[wildhorses]

52. i've been known to wear a habit but,

not for long:evilgrin:

[SPKrazy]

55. Heee Heeee

carefully removed to prevent spoiling the habit.


:evilgrin:

[BlueStorm]

62. Only if they want me to

:evilgrin:

Blue

[krispos42]

72. Here are my requirements:

Short voluptous monogomous nymphomaniacs, preferably with long straight coppery, brown, or black hair. They can habit me all they want!

:evilgrin:

[SeattleGirl]

83. Um, maybe.....

:evilgrin: