I'm holding tryouts for interim spankers for Rev-Acts inquire inside

[sasquatch]

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=6080309&mesg_id=6081977
Show us your best spanking techniques and moves.
:D

[RevolutionaryActs]

1. I just sprayed water on my screen.

Much like this; :spray:

Thanks. :eyes:



:P

[Danger Mouse]

2. I thought it said speakers, not spankers.

For once, my mind took the more innocent route.

[Oeditpus Rex]

3. Before I apply

I'd first like to see my potential work environment.

[RevolutionaryActs]

4. Dude.

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: !!!!!!!!!

[Oeditpus Rex]

5. Hey, it's not an unreasonable request

I don't wanna get stuck working in a broom closet, y'know. x(

[RevolutionaryActs]

6. Well, I'd show you a pic of my room, but it's a mess.

So use you're imagination or something. :rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

7. Aw!

That's all I ever get to do. x(

[RevolutionaryActs]

9. Fine!

Here's a picture of my bed.. and my knee. :rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

11. So, where's the mess?

More importantly, whom do you have stuffed in that pillowcase? :scared:

[RevolutionaryActs]

12. On the floor.

That's my fluffy body pillow. You perv. :P

[Oeditpus Rex]

14. Yeah, but *whose* fluffy body?

I bet it's GoPsUx. :scared:

[sniffa]

8. with pLeasure

:loveya: :loveya: :loveya: revacts.

[RevolutionaryActs]

10. sniffa!

You can spank me any time you like. :rofl:



:loveya: !!!

[HCE SuiGeneris]

13. Forget interim -- I'm applying for Intern!

With fond hopes for a permanent position... :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[flvegan]

15. Here's where you're wrong...

Spanking is revenge. It's based in inflicting pain upon the recipient, with pleasure left for the distributor.

No, I want Punishment. I want RevActs to know full well that although I'm not looking to inflict pain, I'm receiving a great amount of joy every time my open hand touches her beautiful ass. It will rot her soul to know how much I'll enjoy putting hand to derriere over and over and over and over again. Might have to be nekkid derriere. Spanking her bare, lovely ass will be true hell for her, because of how wonderful it would be for me. And she knows it.

It's an intellectual Vietnam.

There's only one hard thing in the room, and it's not in the delivery of a spanking. No.

Punishment.

[RevolutionaryActs]

16. You get more perverted with every new post.

:rofl:



:loveya: you big ol' perv.

[flvegan]

18. So the mods are right, then. Damn.

[sasquatch]

21. Jesus, you might be over qualified

We normally use a paddle will you be up for change if requested?

[flvegan]

22. No.

With Rev Acts, it must be bare hand to bare ass.

Over and over.

'Scuse me for, oh...12 or 13 minutes, k?

[RevolutionaryActs]

23. Lotion?

:rofl:

[sasquatch]

24. .

:applause:

[flvegan]

25. Nah.

I don't need outside help.

Thanks, though.

[RevolutionaryActs]

26. Tissue?

:P

[bigwillq]

17. Oh please let it be me!

:bounce:

:spank:
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[RevolutionaryActs]

19. You can spank me as long as

I can spank you! ;)


:spank::spank::spank:

[bigwillq]

20. That's a deal!

:spank:

:hi:

:hug: