3 Way Knife Fight: Designing Women, Golden Girls, Sex & the City

[mondo joe]

In a 3 way gang fight of TV characters using knives, which foursome do you think would be the survivors, and why?

[idgiehkt]

1. Samantha.

'nuff said.

[Left Is Write]

2. After everyone else is down, it will come to Dorothy Zbornak and

Julia Sugarbaker. At that point, they will put down the knives and engage in the most deadliest battle of all: the war of words.

Who wins THAT is anyone's guess.

[mondo joe]

4. I figure Suzanne would pull out her pistol and settle the whole thing.

[Goblinmonger]

3. Golden Girls

Bea Arthur has the reach. Estel's character is Sicilian--enough said.

[Strawman]

5. Rose was quite a renowned knife fighter back in St. Olaf...

[judaspriestess]

6. Rose would whip out a can of St. Olef ass whoopin on

everyone!! :spray:

[QMPMom]

7. My bet is on a Southern group of women any time! I vote

for Designing Women!

[Deja Q]

8. Blanche, by far, holds the record!

For number of great comedic lines! :7

[SOteric]

9. Definitely Golden Girls.

Old age, experience and treachery beats out youth, exuberance and perky boobs every time. Y'all.