Bring the trolls out of the woodwork . . .

[blondeatlast]

What are some sure-fire posts for this purpose?

I will probably get a warning for this post, although I honestly can't see the harm here.

So--give us your best!

[Cleita]

1. Post anything about universal health care.

eom

[Padraig18]

2. Anything to do with Hillary Clinton is always good 'troll bait'.

:P

[La_Serpiente]

5. exactly!!!

Hillary Clinton is the lightning rod for freepers.

[Kathy in Cambridge]

17. Yup-their obsession with "Hitlery"

you can envision the spittle on your monitor when they go off on Hillary. Pathetic.

[rasputin1952]

22. There's a visual that will haunt me for a while...

some knuckle dragging, over-sized forehead, drool slobbering moron, typing and ranting at the same time. LOL. Guess there's no sleep for me for a while!

:bounce:

[Bronco69]

3. Say anything positive

about Hillary Clinton. :-)

[Flagg]

4. Say the F word

France

[Kolesar]

6. Well, I think doing that intentionally would make one a troll

My definition of a troll is one who instigates malarkey, not the sad quarry who take the bait.

[name not needed]

7. i like french people

african americans too!:)

[kanrok]

11. How about: "I like French people and African Americans named Hillary"

[Skittles]

8. Affirmative Action

always bring the cookie-bake-sale-cretins with their mouths a'foaming

[Generic Other]

29. cookie-bake-sale-cretins! Good one!

And this from the one who sent a fruitcake to Iraq where I hear it's currently being utilized as a substitute for kevlar. :)

Bob Boudalang seems to make trolls go rabid. Or get turned on.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=591148

[area51]

9. Another way to bring the trolls out...

... is to bring up how the economy hasn't recovered yet & how the job market sux.

[mhr]

10. Come Hither Trolls, We Have A Copy Of Hillary's Health Care Plan In French

For You!

[blondeatlast]

13. Dingdingdingding! We may have a winner!

[caledesi]

12. Hey trolls, tell us exactly how the capture of SH has made us safer?

And oh, where are the WMDs? Just asking.

[LibertyorDeath]

14. Do not encourage trolls

[blondeatlast]

23. Not planning to, just thought it was an mildly amusing Saturday night

Lounge topic.

[Kolesar]

15. These are not trolls!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=604292#604325

[Kathy in Cambridge]

16. There's already been enough of them on the board lately

and some are still among us. It's nauseating. :puke:

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

18. Anything that hints at the US killing innocents in Iraq....

They have been drooling in LBN the past few days.

[Bundbuster]

19. Advovate...

gay marriage
abortionn rights
affirmative action
universal health care
complete separation of church & state
gun control
abolishing the death sentence
strict environmental laws
reducing the military budget
Union rights
inter-racial marriage
mandatory gas mileage increase
banning snowmobiles in Yellowstone
increased budgets for NPR & PBS
national endowment for the arts
elimination of the electoral college
sex education in schools
declaring national election day a holiday
tax increases
reinstating the estate tax
repealing tax-exempt status of churches
legalizing marijuana
creating more National Parks & Wilderness Areas
stem cell research
genetic engineering & cloning
annual automatic minimum wage increase
establishing political & trade relations with Cuba
abolishing the "School of the Americas"
releasing all drug-use offenders from prisons
establihing a universal Draft with NO exemptions
a ban on all computerized or automated voting
a ban on all corporate campaign contributions

or...make it easy and just mention Clinton's penis

[Don_G]

20. Be Compassionate

And help out another DUer in need....

For some reason, they have to argue about every action I take to help a fellow human being and...not having the "balls" to confront me personally...takes attacks on an "electron" level against my judgement and someone I've personally met.

[Liberal Veteran]

21. My favorite: Isn't the world so much better without SH?

Like a damned magnet.

[Kathy in Cambridge]

24. I would say that is their #1 Argument for Why they Support the War

It's OK that inncocents are being killed daily, Saddam is gone!

[salin]

25. Yaaaaa "Troll Cream"

http://www.trollshop.net/trolls/trollcream.htm

[TreasonousBastard]

26. Ya made me look...

and thank god it wasn't...

(But they should call it something else.)

[BringEmOn]

27. Just mention any "conspiracy theory".

or make any perceived anti-gun statement,
or police beating African American men to death,
or just post anything anti____ on GD 2004 Primary

[LincolnMcGrath]

28. Post a pro Union thread

Watch as the free traders and anti union folks fall from the cracks.

[populistmom]

30. Make fun of Lord Reagan!

They still think he was the second coming. :eyes: