Fess up. What is the last thing you stole?

[ohiosmith]

36 years ago I ordered a shit load of LPs from a record club and never paid for them.

[MissMillie]

1. last week: a role of toilet paper from the ladies room here at the office

I didn't feel like stopping at the store on my way home from work

[ohiosmith]

4. You are so bad.

[MissMillie]

6. Evil

with a capital "E"

[Roon]

33. Same here

I stole a roll of toilet paper from an employer whose payroll checks always bounced. They still owe me 200.00.

[cboy4]

42. . . .

:spray:

Too funny!

[BarenakedLady]

2. Your heart...

Come on...admit it.

Confession is good for the soul. :rofl:

[Ariana Celeste]

3. The rest of my SO's deli turkey

I had to have a sandwich. :D

[SteppingRazor]

5. Well ... the Gators stole away a championship from the buckeyes...

but I'm assuming you mean something a little more concrete :evilgrin:

[azmouse]

7. I don't know if this is quite stealing but

it wasn't the most honorable thing to do.

Over the holidays when my husband and I were shopping we picked out a nice bottle of Scotch with the rest of our groceries. When the cashier gave us the total I thought it seemed kinda low but I thought I had just guestimated wrong when I kept my running total of what was going in the basket.
As we left the store my husband asked to see the receipt. He looked it over and said that we had been greatly undercharged for the Scotch. I didn't want to go stand in the long lines again just to pay more so we went home with our 'almost free' bottle of Scotch.
I know it wasn't the right thing to do and I'm still feeling a bit guilty about it. :blush:

[ohiosmith]

8. Guilty!

[azmouse]

10. All this guilt is making me thirsty.

Who'd like some Scotch? :bounce:

[ohiosmith]

12. rocks please

[Crabby Appleton]

45. you could take it back to them -

after you run it through your kidneys

[kwassa]

54. I think I paid for it.

I got charge twice for a bottle of Scotch at a local county liquor store

(we can't buy scotch with our groceries, you must bein California or sumpthin').

[azmouse]

68. I'm in Arizona.

It's really, really nice to be able to pick up a bottle of booze with your groceries.
I'm orginally from PA where the only place to get alcohol was the State store. What a drag!

[Zavulon]

9. A towel from the Hyatt.

[ohiosmith]

11. Those are nice towels. The last time I stayed at one, I could hardly get my suitcase closed.

[Zavulon]

13. They're significantly better than Marriott or Sheraton towels, really.

I took mine out in a fresh laundry bag. Too many breakable souvenirs to waste the space in a hardshell suitcase.

[ohiosmith]

17. Second only to Four Seasons.

[Zavulon]

19. I've never stayed in one. Their towels are that good? Do they have bathrobes, too?

[ohiosmith]

21. Great towels and bathrobes.

[Zavulon]

24. Next time I need a hotel, I'll look for one, thanks :))))

[matcom]

14. Susie's Virginity

in back of the roller skating rink.

i've never really forgiven myself :D

[ohiosmith]

15. On skates? You are THE MAN!

[matcom]

16. was pretty easy man

it was well before in-line's were invented

[ohiosmith]

18. Get some serious traction with those rubber stops on the front.

[matcom]

20. damn right about THAT brother!

:rofl:

[Redstone]

22. A kiss from Mrs R.

About 3 minutes ago.

Redstone

[ohiosmith]

23. animal

[Redstone]

25. Hey, sorry. I just HAD to. Some kind of biological imperative, I guess.

Redstone

[LynzM]

47. Hey you....

Saw your thread last night but it was already locked. Anyway, I wanted to send you a hug or three. :hug: :hug: :hug: (Make sure one of those gets to the Mrs, would you? :) )

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

26. A Bible from a hotel, as a souvenir from visiting LostinVA.

[plcdude]

27. so I guess

it must have been a religious experience.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

28. Well, she was a CCD teacher.

[LostinVA]

43. I really was

[ohiosmith]

29. Hell fire awaits thee.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

30. Unfortunately, I didn't get it autographed.

We'll have to fix that when she comes up here tommorow.

[ohiosmith]

31. God is visiting you tomorrow?

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

32. Nope, LostinVA.

She's awesome, but she ain't God.

Her cat is.

[Bullwinkle925]

34. A piece of Bazooka Bubble Gum a million years ago . . .

then went back later to the small Mom & Pop store and put 2 pennies on the counter.
:blush:

[GalleryGod]

35. The Terrycloth robe from The Plaza in NYC last Christmas.

The Late, great TootsO8)

[CaliforniaPeggy]

36. Someone's heart.........N/T

[flvegan]

37. I stole her

But then, she went RIGHT to the vet



Grafting and stitches fixed this up



Many hugs later



She's found that lovin' feelin'

[BarenakedLady]

39. Stop that...

I can't lurve you anymore than I already do. :loveya:


lucky leftymom....*kicks dirt and pouts*

[opiate69]

38. A guitar stand..

Well, actually, my bassist stole it when I pointed it out to him after one of our shows.. one of the benefits/problems of doing shows with a bunch of otherbands.. it's usually pretty chaotic changing over between bands.. at the end of the night there's almost always something left behind by someone.

[mark414]

40. this internet connection

[XemaSab]

60. I'm not STEALING wifi

Just borrowing it. :D

[gr8dane_daddy]

41. I did the same thing...

only it was 15 yrs ago.

[pokerfan]

44. I stole a blind in a poker game

but not in the way you are supposed to.

It was my first time playing no limit and I had folded preflop. The dealer failed to collect my blind bet so I snuck it back into my stack. That was three years ago.

Back in college my roommate and I stole about a hundred milk cartons from the local supermarket in the middle of the night. We needed them for shelving.

[Crabby Appleton]

46. a trash bag from work

[schmuls]

48. Stole a Barbie Doll out of a Zayre's store in Racine Wisconin. I was with

my brother and friend and I stuffed her down my pants. If I had been older it would have been a cheap thrill! No cameras in those days, just personnel watching?

[youthere]

49. A bunch of flossing picks from my dentist's office...

they have really REALLY minty ones I can't find at the store, and they come in packs of three so I grabbed a whole bunch from the bin in the reception area. Technically, it wasn't stealing since they are there for you to take..a couple. I grabbed a huge handful of them though. So I didn't STEAL per say..I was just a greedy pig.

[BarenakedLady]

50. Ok, this is really bad but

I stole money out of my daughter's stash, because I didn't have any on me and needed to buy something.

In my defense though, I plan on returning it when I get to the bank. :blush:

[ohiosmith]

52. So, how many years ago did you take the cash and exactly when do you plan to return it?

[BarenakedLady]

55. errrr uhm

:blush: yeah...

[ohiosmith]

57. just as I thought

:spank:

[BarenakedLady]

58. Ouchies

But, don't worry I only used it for drugs and booze, so it's all good. Right?

[EnviroBat]

64. Maybe YOU should be spanked!

:evilgrin:

[BarenakedLady]

76. Have it...though...

You should know that I do not consider that a punishment. :evilgrin:

[XemaSab]

51. Cadbury Creme Eggs

from KMart. :P

[XemaSab]

61. Oh, and this was because I was thinking to myself that I had never

shoplifted anything in my whole life. So now I have. :P

[catmandu57]

53. A step ladder from my last landlord

I needed to use it in my apartment, I tried to give it back to him twice, so, when we bought this house it came with me. Best thing I ever stole.

[DixieBlue]

56. A pack of Kool-Aid from the grocery store

when I was five.

The woman who was watching me at the time found out and made me take it back to the store and apologize. I'll never forget the shame.

[eauclaireliberal]

59. Votes.

[ohiosmith]

62. Is that you GW?

[EnviroBat]

63. I stole some three-hole punched copy paper.

Now I need to be spanked...
:cry:

[ohiosmith]

65. I think you stole it just so you could get spanked.

[EnviroBat]

66. Could be...

I roll like that...

[BarenakedLady]

67. Ask and ye shall receive....

:spank: :spank: :spank:

Better now?

:hi:

[EnviroBat]

69. Heheh, after a solid thumpin from you? Yeah...

:hug:

[BarenakedLady]

72. Anytime babe, anytime...

:spank:

oooops I meant for that to be a :hug:

Oh well, one more for good luck!

[EnviroBat]

73. Heheh, where's the "smooch" smiley?

Oh, there it is...
:*

[ohiosmith]

70. Now how is it that I just knew that it would be you that would heed the call?

[BarenakedLady]

71. I have absolutely no idea.

O8)

[Dastard Stepchild]

74. Pens....

Loads and loads of pens. I'm sorry. I know it's wrong. But I can't help swiping pens.
:nopity:

[BigEdMustapha]

75. 2nd base

In my last slow-pitch softball game of the year (late November).