Prisoner Ate Parts Of His Cellmate

[matcom]

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PARIS, Jan 5 (Reuters Life!) - A French prisoner who killed his cellmate "very probably" ate some of the victim's body parts, a prosecutor in the northern town of Rouen said on Friday.

The victim's body was discovered in a prison cell on Wednesday, with a large wound to the chest. The alleged killer, who shared the cell, told investigators he had removed and eaten his victim's heart.

Investigators initially discounted the possibility of cannibalism after the victim's heart was "found intact in its usual place and in its membrane which was also intact," Rouen state prosecutor Joseph Schmit said in a statement.

However an autopsy revealed that pieces of muscle from the victim's rib area and part of his lung were missing.

"The absence of these anatomic elements, which have not been found on the scene of the crime, render the confessions of cannibalism by the presumed perpetrator of the crime very probable," Schmit said.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070108/od_nm/france_cannibalism_dc

[underpants]

1. He's Rouen-ed

:woohoo:

[bicentennial_baby]

2. Man, the French really will eat anything!

:rofl:

[Deja Q]

3. Don't they feed their prisoners well enough to begin with?!

Or was the cannibal dead set on eating a McRib(tm) but no McDonalds(tm) was nearby?

[kmla]

4. So let me get this straight....

Not only was he a cannibal, but he flunked anatomy....

Either way, that's some sick shit. Ewwwwww.

[nini]

5. did he BOIL those ribs first?

:evilgrin:

[matcom]

6. DOH!

:spray:

[edbermac]

7. Hey buddy, you gonna eat that pickle?

:rofl:

[trof]

8. Vous want frites with that?

[Crabby Appleton]

9. yum, finger food

[Gidney N Cloyd]

10. "Dude, I don't like your cellmate."

"It's OK, man, just fill up on vegetables."

[UrbScotty]

11. Cut it out, Abramoff!! (nt)