So...should I enter?

[flvegan]

http://www.goveg.com/f-sexyveg07.asp

I have 30 days. I'd be going solely on genetic size, as I'm ugly as a troll. I'm hoping the same "sexy" that put that Vin Diesel dude up there will work for me. I'm a lot bigger than he is, so I'm hoping my ill mug will be well made up for.

Here's my "starter" photo...



Lat spread



Bicep, sort of



Sorry for the crappy photos, I wasn't planning this. Someone suggested I take some pics that others had seen and submit them to my peers.

So...

(please, be kind...my ego is a little fragile)

[lizziegrace]

1. Wow!

:thud:


:)

[RevolutionaryActs]

2. Uh.. personally..

I'd vote for you. :blush:

[LeftyMom]

3. Heck no. You are funny looking and nobody would vote for you, even me.

PS I refuse to put the sarcasm tag here. You know I think you're hot. :loveya:

[flvegan]

4. I'm hoping for a little extra juice

because of Kenny W over yonder.

[sbj405]

5. Of course!

:-)

[mzteris]

6. (deep breath) I hope you take this the right way.....

I think -






- uh -







- that -





- uh -






-you -






-should -






- uh -




lose the shirt.


:hide:




It was just a suggestion! B-)

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

7. Hey, go for it.

Actually, even aside from the muscles, you're cute. Even with red eyes. ;)

[Dangerously Amused]

8. ANYtime.

Oh, wait. You meant, enter the contest.


Uhm, yeah. Sure. Enter the contest. Or whatever.



Heh.



:yoiks:

[LeftyMom]

10. Put your pants on.

Jesus, woman. :eyes:

[Dangerously Amused]

12. LOL!

I went over your head and got your boyfriend's express - and enthusiastic - invitation to continue our scandalous flirtation.

G'head, ask him!



:rofl:

[Name removed]

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[Dangerously Amused]

14. You tell your boyfriend that if my flirting bothers him sooOOOooo much,

...he can always put me on ignore.


You can, too.

[LeftyMom]

15. Fuck no.

He can post any goddamn thing he wants, and you can stop using his every utterance as an excuse to remind him that you want down his pants.

And I'm not going to ignore you. I'm going to watch you like a hawk. Deal.

[Dangerously Amused]

19. Great visual!

:rofl:

[some guy]

9. well,

if your ego is a little fragile, at least you have it wrapped up inside a formidable container to keep it well protected.

I think you should enter; your biggest handicap would be getting potential voters to believe you're not a 'roid crazed ringer.

Good Luck :thumbsup: :yourock:

[flvegan]

11. That's actually a huge compliment. Thank you.

My ego is pretty fragile...I don't think much of myself to begin with.

The very idea that someone would play the 'roid card is awesome. Not only would I more than pass, but it shows that some folks think that "extra help from big pharma" is what's needed, which I can then soundly debunk.

Hell, I could even pick up an endorsement. No, seriously...think about the ad from a decent creatine company....

Pic of me...I mix and chug. "Ahhhh..." I say. The final blotter states, "Yeah, this assclown doesn't even eat meat."

[some guy]

18. hmmm

I don't think "assclown" would make it to the final marketing stages.

It can be difficult to get past one's own past failures, mistakes, and missteps and accept that those are the past and can't be undone; but it is necessary to do so in order to fully appreciate the subsequent accomplishments.

Near as I can tell from 2,000 miles away, your ego should be reasonably secure; your values are firmly rooted, and you live them well on a daily basis. You're kind and generous with your words and advice here; respected, even by those who don't share your values, because you argue your points passionately, calmly, and without resorting to nastiness.

:hi:

[pitohui]

16. i would lemon juice the elbows

maybe guys don't do this but one of your elbows is kinda red, i'd soak it in a cut lemon and re-take the photos


other than that, you're fine

good luck

[flvegan]

21. Thank you, but

gym time rubs the elbows. I don't think a lemon will fix preacher curls done with 115 lbs. I will try it, though.

[Left Is Write]

17. Ugly as a troll? Shut.Up.

I'd vote for you.

I'd also show you my bicep, but I'm neither vegetarian nor vegan. :P

[flvegan]

40. Thank you, and

I'd like to see it/them anyway. Your veg* "status" doesn't make you any less deliciously hot.

[BarenakedLady]

20. Uhmmmmm

Errrr

:wow:

.....


what was the question? I forgot. I was daydreaming....*sigh*

[Redstone]

22. Yeah, but just grow a mustache to go along with the goatee. The wimmens, they like

VanDykes more than they do goatees.

Redstone

[Karenca]

23. Yes, that and wear either a black tee

or whatever those sleeveless things are called (black tank).

[Redstone]

24. No, not a wife-beater. The black T-shirt will do it.

Redstone

[Karenca]

25. Yeah, the tee. And

definately the facial hair.

[Redstone]

27. Jesus, I'm sounding like "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy," here.

Redstone

[Karenca]

28. LOL

:7
This is true!

[Redstone]

29. Yeah, but I'm just an expert about what women like about men, because there are

so many who like so many things about me...

And if THAT doesn't make you laugh again, I've lost my touch.

Redstone

[Karenca]

42. No, that was good.

You haven't lost it yet. :-)

[GoddessOfGuinness]

26. Hell yeah! You're way cuter than Alicia Silverstone!

:evilgrin:
You look better than any of the guy veg-celebs they mention...
Go for it! :toast:

[Redstone]

30. Dude. You look like you have your fingers stuck into your pit in the last picture.

Don't submit that one.

Redstone

[flvegan]

32. I'm giving

a thumbs up. Okay, maybe it looks that way. So, Redstone Eye for the Straight Guy, what color lip gloss?
*guffaw*

[Redstone]

34. Yeah, go ahead and pile on...fuck if I know. Corpse White? Goth Black? This from a guy

who's had the same haircut for 35 years, and it's been out of fashion for most of that time, wears Tony Lama boots and Western shirts with snaps instead of buttons with suits, and those suits are ALL black.

So if I were you, I'd consider "Redstone's eye" to be a bit cataractic, if that's a word, and if it isn't it should be.

Redstone

[flvegan]

38. I just want

to one day, sit on your front porch with your fine family, and have YOU say, "this, my friends is the sexiest vegetarian alive."

Priceless.

By the way, the best suits are black. I go pinstripe, double breasted, and the snaps are hip as hell.

[Redstone]

41. Well, maybe Mrs R could say that, OK?

But you're welcome to hit the porch with me anytime. Just come on by; I have beer.

Redstone

[Gormy Cuss]

35. Oh man, I thought it was just me. Lose picture #3 .

I though you had your hand stuck in your pit too. Maybe reshoot it with your thumbs ups more to the center of your chest? The other two are great in part because you're smiling. You've got to be a contender.

I am amused that our buddy Redstone has gone fashion maven in this thread.

:D

[LeftyMom]

36. Oh, he'll get much better pics

He just wanted to post what he had so y'all to tell him that in the hottest vegan contest, he wasn't going to come in somewhere behind Dennis Kucinich in the voting. ;)

[Gormy Cuss]

46. I hear his girlfriend has excellent taste and will advise him in this regard.

It was a rumor I read on the internets.;)

[LeftyMom]

47. Maybe.

Actually, I have a friend who is a really awesome photographer and moving to Georgia as we speak. Maybe I should see if she's up to a smallish road trip, because she does stunning work.

[Redstone]

37. Fashion Maven? Ha! See here:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=6008193&mesg_id=6008811

Redstone

[Gormy Cuss]

45. Tut!

:P

[flvegan]

43. I'll come here for the final judging

on the pics. I have a month, so I'll take new pics, all good things considered, in around 3 weeks.

Redstone does have that, je ne sais quoi about him, eh?

[Karenca]

44. Oui, Redstone est tres chic.

:-)

Good Luck in the contest.

[RetroLounge]

31. Dude! Go for it...

and if you don't win, crush their puny skulls with your Vegan Biceps of Death (tm).

:hi:

RL

[LeftyMom]

33. *snort*

:rofl:

[Bullwinkle925]

39. "You Can Dooooo It" .....

go for it - and good luck.

[Nicole]

48. No, you shouldn't enter

Think of all the other fragile egos you will shatter if you enter. But feel free to keep posting possible entry pics. :rofl:

Seriously you should definitely go for it!

[marzipanni]

49. So...is this, or is this not

beefcake...? ;)

[RebelOne]

50. If you want to be sexy like Vin Diesel,

you need to shave your head.

[Midlodemocrat]

51. Definitely. You're adorable.

But there probably isn't an adorable category in that particular contest.