Thief Steals $50,000 Worth Of Broccoli

[matcom]

lizzigrace you are a GEM! :D

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VILLA PARK, Ill. - Someone got way more than the recommended daily serving of vegetables when a refrigerated trailer loaded with $50,000 worth of broccoli was stolen.

The 48-foot trailer disappeared from its rented parking space in the Chicago suburb of Villa Park sometime between Sunday and Tuesday morning, police said.

Detective Ed Zorich said the thief was probably after the trailer, not the vegetables.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16383005/

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. The next theft will be of several dozen drums of cheese sauce.

[underpants]

2. Choppin' BROCCOLIIIIII

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqJnYedfAYo

[Rosemary2205]

5. Don't even need the vid for that one.

Soon as I read your title I could see it in my head! Great stuff!!

[Orsino]

3. There is no such thing as $50,000 worth of broccoli. n/t

[lizziegrace]

4. Aww shucks

I do what I can. :)

[billyskank]

12. .

:yourock:

[Nickster]

6. Someone's having an awful lot of stir fry! n/t

[Gidney N Cloyd]

7. It was a gang of 5-year-olds finally putting an end to the madness of forced broccoli consumption.

[China_cat]

8. Delivery on G.H.W's lawn?

[MrCoffee]

9. hey, 50k is 50k

[Crabby Appleton]

10. anyone want to buy some broccoli? I got some extra I don't need

[rug]

11. It was done by someone from PETB.