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derby378 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-22-06 09:45 AM
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I propose that Global Orgasm Day be combined with Festivus
The possibilities are endless. Discuss!!

:evilgrin:
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Orsino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-22-06 10:38 AM
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1. I approve. If there are forms to fill out...
...then perhaps someone whose hands aren't as shaky should do the honors.
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derby378 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-22-06 10:50 AM
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2. I don't think forms are required...
Just merge the traditions into one big happy!

We could have the annual "Airing of Sexual Grievances." And yes, we could keep the big aluminum pole. I assume that wrestling will still be preserved in some form, as well as the Feats of Strength.
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Jimbo S Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-22-06 10:52 AM
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3. Airing of Grievances
Not enough orgasms?
Too many orgasms?
Can't get an orgasms?
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derby378 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-22-06 10:55 AM
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4. Exactly!
"Haven't you ever heard of afterplay, bub?"
"You're not as responsive to my needs as you used to be!"
"How many times do I have to tell you? Furry handcuffs only!"
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AllegroRondo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-22-06 11:57 AM
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5. The big aluminum pole
will now be topped with a phallus shaped ornament.
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InternalDialogue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-22-06 07:11 PM
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6. Can we call it "Caresstivus"?
Followed by "ReleaseOfStresstivus."
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