To the DU family from my family

[underpants]

I would like to say that at this time of year as we all hope for peace and love and our loved ones come together we would just like to say that as we sit down to luckily enjoy a meal of plenty I will look around the table at the mother of my child, my mother, and my wife's mother I will take time,as I hope you do, to remember that


























there's at least an 88% chance that they were "giving it up" before they got hitched to "Dad".

:bounce:

Happy Holidays!!!
Seasons Greetings!!!
Merry Christmas!!!
Happy Hannukah!!!
Weeee for the Wiccans!!
Merry Muslim!!!
Happy Hindus!!!

and all that

[gr8dane_daddy]

1. Ever wonder what the event it was when you were conceived?

I figured the start of football season...pop must have been happy.

[underpants]

2. My brother

was born 9 months to the day of my parents wedding.

He is the oldest in case you were wondering.

[crim son]

3. Such a tender sentiment.

I've three kids. One was conceived on the honeymoon, one on the second wedding anniversary and one on Christmas eve. That was about it for sex in my marriage.

[underpants]

4. Had your fill huh?

:bounce::huh:
Oh those oats were SEWED!!!

[crim son]

5. My "fill"?

:rofl:

[QMPMom]

6. *snerk* LOL! My husband was born 9 months

to the day after my father-in-law returned home from an American POW Camp in France after WW2.

I started laughing so hard when we found his release papers and read the date of his return home and my husband's birthdate.

[matcom]

7. SLUTS!!!

:rofl:

[underpants]

8. and then there is this