Santa Clause Catches Streaker

[matcom]

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DAMASCUS, Va. - He sees you when you're streaking...

An Independence, Va., man might find himself with a lump of coal for Christmas after he was caught running through town naked Monday by none other than Santa Claus himself.

Stephen Brewer is charged with indecent exposure after officials say he was seen running nude -- right in front of the Damascus Police Department.

A man dressed as Santa was driving near Damascus when a man driving erratically behind him began throwing trash, parts of his truck and clothing out the windows.

Santa -- who asked that his name be withheld -- :spray: said by the time the man got into Damascus and jumped out of his truck, he was stark naked.

Detective Steven McVey says he heard squealing tires and yelling. He walked outside and saw Santa pointing him toward the naked man, who was walking across the parking lot of a local car dealer.

Sergeant John Rouse arrested Brewer. He says Brewer told him he'd been to the dentist and taken some pain pills -- perhaps one too many.

http://www.wtopnews.com/index.php?nid=600&sid=1011205

[TheFriendlyAnarchist]

1. Maybe they shouldn't hand out so much valium and laughing gas. . .

just a thought.