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begin_within Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-20-06 11:30 AM
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Friday is "Synchronized Global Orgasm Day"
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-20-06 11:33 AM
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1. that's an awful lot of pressure to perform,
what with the future of the world at stake and all.
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begin_within Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-20-06 11:39 AM
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3. Then you had better stay up all night cramming for it.
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seemunkee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-20-06 11:37 AM
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2. View a demonstration of how the whole concept works. Click here.
That was not what I was hoping for.
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AllegroRondo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-20-06 11:45 AM
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4. is there a specific time?
or can I just spend the whole day at it?
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BlueIris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-20-06 12:38 PM
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10. Well, I'm just cancelling my morning and afternoon appointments.
No, seriously. Participating in the peace movement is important.
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azmouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-20-06 12:39 PM
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11. There's a countdown in the upper right corner.
1 day, 21 hrs, 20 min til blastoff!! :rofl:
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begin_within Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-20-06 01:46 PM
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14. All they say about the time is:
"Winter Solstice Day - Friday, December 22nd, at the time of your choosing, in the place of your choosing and with as much privacy as you choose."
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AllegroRondo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-21-06 08:52 AM
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28. So, starting at midnight, I can just have at it?
Do they give any awards for multipile participations?
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begin_within Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-21-06 11:32 AM
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30. They are going to start a "Frequent ... oh never mind
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Crabby Appleton Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-20-06 11:47 AM
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5. shouldn't we synchronize our watches first.
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JackBeck Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-20-06 11:47 AM
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6. Bring your Ranch dressing. n/t
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Mad_Dem_X Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-20-06 04:06 PM
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23. !!!!!
:spray:
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-20-06 11:50 AM
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7. Well that is certainly something
I could totally get into...:evilgrin:


IF BILLYSKANK EVER GIVES ME BACK MY FREAKIN' BATTERIES!!!!

:rofl:
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plcdude Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-20-06 11:52 AM
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8. and that is my
birthday too guess I know what to ask for on my birthday then.
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BlueIris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-20-06 12:36 PM
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9. Wow, that's actually going to...work out great for me.
Heh, I wonder how I managed to get the timing for this exactly right?
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ironflange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-20-06 01:06 PM
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12. Friday? I'd better get started.
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itsmesgd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-20-06 01:08 PM
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13. Can they make it a law, so that I can take the newspaper to the pub on Friday?
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-20-06 02:45 PM
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15. Darn! I don't have a date!
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plcdude Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-20-06 02:46 PM
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16. mmmmmmmmmm
you sure know how to celebrate though
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-20-06 02:54 PM
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18. but ~ I'm spoiled!!!
I just can't seem to get into celebratory mood alone.
I need a little help from my friends if I can find a volunteer.
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plcdude Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-20-06 03:05 PM
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20. volunteer?
who wouldn't volunteer what do you need?
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-20-06 03:18 PM
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22. whisper sweet words into my ear
The only volunteer I've heard in the last 7 months was this past weekend. It was one of my new neighbors. :scared::puke: I actually had a nightmare for the first time in years.
sheesh
I hope there is something better than that waiting out there somewhere.
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plcdude Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-20-06 02:48 PM
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17. okay who is
practicing right now?
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xchrom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-20-06 03:03 PM
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19. who isn't?
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BlueIris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-20-06 03:06 PM
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21. As some here prob'ly know, Friday is also Fitz's birthday.
Which is definitely something I'll be thinking about while trying to bring about world peace.
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NewWaveChick1981 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-20-06 04:48 PM
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24. Good. I'm glad I have Friday off.
:rofl: :evilgrin: :hi:
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uncle ray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-21-06 12:18 PM
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31. i have to work
but i think i can get off.
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Jimbo S Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-20-06 05:14 PM
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25. Do I have to be on time, or can I come early?
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bullwinkle428 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-20-06 05:31 PM
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26. I'll try to keep my screams of passion down to a dull roar...
:evilgrin:
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Parche Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-20-06 06:22 PM
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27. orgasm day
So I will just do it on the sperm of the moment?
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Dogmudgeon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-21-06 09:21 AM
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29. Love locally, fuck globally.
Or maybe it's the other way around.

:shrug:

--p!
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-22-06 09:23 AM
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32. Joanikick!!!
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-22-06 09:35 AM
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33. That's gonna make a mess... anybody have a maid?
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