I had premarital sex with 5 Percent of Americans

[RetroLounge]

That's the stats I hear anyway. :shrug:

RL

[MrCoffee]

1. and you didn't even call me the next day

bastard!

[BarenakedLady]

2. Me either

:(

Then again...they never do...*sigh*

[plcdude]

3. Hey

how are you just thought I'd give you call.

[BarenakedLady]

5. Sure sure

They all say that. :cry:

[plcdude]

12. O wait

maybe I have the wrong number.

[RetroLounge]

8. Why would I call you...

...when I could just roll over and say hi?

:hug:

RL

[BarenakedLady]

14. Shhhhhh

That's our little secret. :blush:

:hug:

[RetroLounge]

24. Okay. I won't tell anyone...

but you are very cute in the morning with that sleepy-sounding little girl voice...

RL

[RetroLounge]

25. I left you a message...

:hi:

RL

[MrCoffee]

34. even with that fake number i gave you?

you ARE good!

[xchrom]

4. and you were good too.

[RetroLounge]

10. ...

:thumbsup:

RL

[xchrom]

16. lol -- oh you are a bad boy.

[matcom]

6. yeah but I was drunk and passed out

x(

did I enjoy it?

[RetroLounge]

7. You kept calling me Rabrrrrrr...

:shrug:

RL

[Rabrrrrrr]

59. Ahhhh. That explains why my right ear wouldn't stop itching.

[bicentennial_baby]

9. actually, you were drunk, and we got married

in Vegas, in a state of inebriated bliss....then, we got it on :D

:P

[RetroLounge]

11. At least I wouldn't get your name wrong...

:rofl:

RL

[bicentennial_baby]

13. ....

:spray:

too f'n true.... :rofl:

:loveya:

[bigwillq]

15. What a man whore!

:P

:evilgrin:

[RetroLounge]

21. and this surprises you?

:hi:

RL

[bigwillq]

42. Not at all!

:P

:hi:

[RetroLounge]

43. Oh good.

else I might need to work a little harder to spread the word...

:hi:

RL

[LynneSin]

17. What are you - Wilt Chamberlain?

There are currently 300,435,210 Americans

That means you've had sex with 15021760.5 Americans which would mean....

It would take 41115 years if you just had one partner a day

1714 years if you had one partner a day each hour of the day

Or 142 years if you had a partner every 5 minutes every hour of every day for that many years

Has your penis fallen off yet

[xchrom]

18. mine did just reading that.

and here i thought i had been around the block once or twice.

[plcdude]

19. it's scary to think

that I did the math on that too.

[LynneSin]

20. Did you get the same numbers

I based that on a population that included every man, woman and child.

If we eliminate the kids and select only the sex that retro would prefer as sexual partners perhaps we can get him up to 1 partner every 15 minutes of every day for 142 years (or perhaps get the years down to 100 if you have the partner every 10 minutes).

But Retro put no clarification as to what pool of people he was using for sex other than 'America' and we didn't even factor in all the other countries in North and South America who also can call themselves American

[RetroLounge]

23. and we listened to Led Zeppelin while we did it...

"Hey hey mama said the way you move..."

:D

RL

[LynneSin]

28. According to 'Fast Times at Ridgemont High'

wasn't Led Zeppelin IV the best 8-track to use for make-out music

Now get busy, you could have had about 10 americans done by the time you posted your last thread!

[RetroLounge]

31. Hey, I can multi-task...

:9

RL

[LynneSin]

33. Well if you can commit to doing only threesomes we can find a way

to add a few more minutes to each sexual encounter. Perhaps you could have a threesome every 7 minutes for the next 107 years.

Is that a sacrifice you're willing to make?

[RetroLounge]

38. I'll do whatever it takes...

I'm just that kind of guy...

:9

RL

[Left Is Write]

52. Damn. I've been scooped. I must learn to read all responses before replying.

[ProfessorGAC]

22. It's 4.7% Tops!

You're exaggerating. No rounding!
The Professor

[RetroLounge]

26. Damn Statistics...

You caught me...

4.7% it is...

:hi:

RL

[LynneSin]

29. Oh good that'll get you down to 1 partner every 5 minutes every hour every day for....

134.327 years. I just saved you 7 years

[ProfessorGAC]

47. Good Work, Lynne!

You've improved the efficiency of the operation.
The Professor

[Brewman_Jax]

27. IBTL

:rofl:

[Name removed]

45. Deleted message

Message removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.

[Brewman_Jax]

48. I guess she is

:hi:

[johnnie]

30. You win

Your copycat of my copycat took off as my original copycat seems to have died. It must be in the delivery..LOL

[RetroLounge]

32. Nah, it was the inspiration...

...from your copycat that inspired my copycat which inspired the replies to my copycat which...

Hold on, gotta have premarital sex...

Okay, I'm back...

:crazy:

RL

[Guava Jelly]

35. that poetry shit must really really work!!

:rofl:

[RetroLounge]

39. It Da Bomb, let me tell you...

Advice: Avoid Whitman and Dickenson...

:9

RL

[Guava Jelly]

40. Gotcha!

:7

[Arugula Latte]

36. But, but ... I had taken a True Love Waits pledge!

I'd promised to be chaste until I could perform my wifely duties under the sanctity of marriage, and you and your open shirt, after shave and chest medallion and that drug you slipped in my drink made me cast it aside! Now Jesus hates me! :cry:

[RetroLounge]

41. Jesus Loves Premarital Sex...

or so I've heard...

Why else do women yell out his name in my bed?

:shrug:

RL

[kmla]

37. Did you cross paths with any who had slept with Wilt the Stilt?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wilt_Chamberlain#.2220.2C000_women.22_claim

He was quite a prolific performer as well, ya know.

[RetroLounge]

44. Yes, Gene Simmons

also quite prolific...

RL

[Left Is Write]

53. According to Shannon, Gene is a lot of talk.

:D

[RetroLounge]

54. Shannon?

:shrug:

RL

[Left Is Write]

55. Shannon Tweed, Gene's longtime SO and the mother of his two kids.

[RetroLounge]

57. Former Playboy Bunny, That Shannon Tweed?

never heard of her... :D

:hi:

RL

[Left Is Write]

58. Yes. Her.

:)

[kay1864]

60. Okay, LIW, please spill the beans...

Where in the world did you read this? Enquiring minds, you know...

(assuming that you didn't hear this from Shannon herself, of course...)

[Left Is Write]

61. I didn't read it. She said it in an interview I saw on TV...

might have been on "Family Jewels", but I don't remember exactly.

I think what she meant is that he inflates the numbers, not that he never got around. :)

[kay1864]

63. Cool, thanks!

I'm sure his public and private persona are quite different. She said to me that he's a real sweetheart, that he doesn't have a jealous bone in his body (this was back in 1999).

[Left Is Write]

64. She seems like a sweetie too. I liked their show.

My husband had a chance to meet Gene and Paul Stanley some years ago - he said Gene was as genuine as they come, but that Paul was a jerk.

[kay1864]

67. She really is!

I was amazed when she remembered my name (the second time I spoke with her), after having met me *once* about a month or so before. Very down-to-earth, no pretensions about her.

And I didn't know about that show on A&E until you mentioned it--I'll have to check it out. Thanks!

[LynneSin]

46. Doing 5% of the American Population would make Wilt look like a monk

Seriously, we did the math. And as I contimplated this replay we can assume that RL has had sex with about 6 americans so far (we're doing threesomes in order for RL to complete this task before his death and he only has 7 minutes for each threesome)

[Left Is Write]

62. No wonder he gets tired.

[In_The_Wind]

49. And ~ I thought I was the only one who could make that boast!

:hi: :loveya:

[RetroLounge]

50. We must have crossed paths on the way...

:loveya:

:hi:

RL

[In_The_Wind]

79. Isn't it funny how things like that can happen.

:( and we never shared as much as a cup of coffee.

[Left Is Write]

51. Okay, Wilt.

[RetroLounge]

56. Wilt is an Amateur...

:hi:

RL

[NewWaveChick1981]

65. You know, the odds that some of them were Repukes are really high...

:yoiks: :rofl: :hi:

[RetroLounge]

66. I was just doing to them what they did to the country...

:rofl:

RL

[SeattleGirl]

68. Guess I wasn't part of that 5 percent.

x(

[RetroLounge]

69. West Coast is next...

Be ready, I'm on my way...

:loveya:

RL

[SeattleGirl]

70. Yeah baby!!!

I'll be ready! :loveya:

[KitchenWitch]

71. Have you had an HIV test?

:evilgrin:

[RetroLounge]

74. Of course...

you?

:hi:

RL

[KitchenWitch]

78. Yes indeed

But I have not had premarital sex with THAT many people!

:rofl:

[ThomCat]

72. I'm still waiting for my turn.

I cook an awesome breakfast. :7

[RetroLounge]

73. I might just take you up on that...

breakfast too... :9

RL

[ContraBass Black]

75. Wow, so did my ex.

And here I thought she was unmatchable...

[GoddessOfGuinness]

76. Well I hope you used a condom...

That's a lot of people!
:rofl:

[RevolutionaryActs]

77. And yet you still have time for all those books?

Impressive... or maybe not. ;)

[RetroLounge]

80. Takes mad skills...

and wicked time management...

:hi:

RL

[gr8dane_daddy]

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Yeah that's it!

Whew!

:smoke:

[RetroLounge]

83. LOL

:rofl:

Well played...

RL

[sarge43]

82. And you didn't respect them in the morning.

Of course, you didn't respect them at night either.

[RetroLounge]

84. R-E-S-P-E-C-T

takes too long...

:hi:

RL

[sarge43]

85. "Oh, you men are all alike.

Seven or eight quick ones and then you're out with the boys to boast and brag. YOU BETTER KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT!"

[RetroLounge]

86. LOL

RL

[LynneSin]

87. Since RL first posted this thread he has had premarital sex with 411 Americans

That number is based on the calcutions of doing 5% of Americans. We figured he had to do two at a time every seven minutes every hour, every day for the next like 100 years if he's to complete the task of having premarital sex with 5% of America

[sarge43]

88. Gives new meaning to the term

'busy fucker', doesn't it?

[RetroLounge]

89. 'busy fucker'

:rofl:

I'm tired just thinking about it...

RL

[RetroLounge]

90. Can I go for .05% instead?

I'm getting tired...

:boring:

RL

[LynneSin]

92. You'll have to start a new thread if you want to change the numbers

until then stop posting and start fucking!

[RetroLounge]

93. "stop posting and start fucking!"

:rofl:

Best advice I've heard all year!

Worthy of a sig line...

RL

[LynneSin]

97. Think what it would do if we made it the new slogan for World Peace

We'd win Nobel Peace Prizes

[RetroLounge]

98. The new Nobel Piece (of ass) Prize!

:rofl:

RL

[FedUpWithIt All]

91. :::smoking:::

It was LOVELY.
:hi:

[RetroLounge]

94. In your case, I want seconds...

:loveya:

RL

[FedUpWithIt All]

95. ...

:loveya:

Think your up to it? :P

[RetroLounge]

96. Pun definitely intended, I'm sure...

and yes...

:9

RL

[FedUpWithIt All]

99. You Sir are a machine...

lol

I was what...#892?

;)

And you want seconds. :woohoo:

[RetroLounge]

100. I am NOT a machine, I am but a humble man!

:9

RL