Create a new expletive!

[derby378]

Sorry, but a certain William Rivers Pitt inspired me to post this with a recent GD thread of his...

Here's my new expletives:

Holy Hillary's Hammer!

...and...

Sweet Susan Sarandon!

OK, your turn...

[Writer]

1. I prefer one syllable words:

SHIK!

CUCK!

TWERP!

PISH!

DEEK!

MEEKROB!

[GoddessOfGuinness]

16. Meekrob is two syllables...

;-)

[GoddessOfGuinness]

17. oops

wrong spot

[MrCoffee]

2. Sweet Merciful Skinner!

[jilln]

3. crapuloso!!!

It's CRAPULOSO!

That's an actual word though. It means drunk, but I like to use it like "craptastic"

[KamaAina]

4. Holy Joe Lieberman!

expletive, nickname, what's the difference? Not much, in his case...

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

5. Swerving Laura Bush!

[derby378]

11. Sweet Swerving Laura!

:rofl:

[AzDar]

6. 'MotherHumper'...born of necessity when I had children.

(Can't use any of the good swears when you REALLY need them)

[johnnie]

7. Holy cereal coated chicken!

Jumpin' Clenises

[Nickster]

8. Great Jumpin Baby Jesus! n/t

[Rosemary2205]

9. My fav is "farfignoogen" (that V W word)

[Fuzz]

10. Kang

My friends and I used it forever in multiple ways.

For example:

You kang!
That idiot just kanged in my drink.
He really kanged that one.
I promise I won't kang in your mouth.

Etc. ;)

[Lautremont]

12. By the Seventh Beard of Klinger!

[Manifestor_of_Light]

13. foreign languages are fun!

Creative cussing is important.

My sweetie took the term "Getting the F out of here" and turned it into the verb "Disinf--kulate".

Then there's the charming way to get the family out of the house: "Everybody, un-ass the sofa."


I came up with "Heilege-fliegende-kinder-scheisse" and I don't even speak German!

That means Holy Flying Baby Shit!

We make up words all the time. In fact my child was shocked when I told her that "lob" was a real word, since we lob things into the shopping cart at the grocery store, for example. She was about six at the time.

[SKKY]

20. Ah yes, cussing in a foreign language. A favorite passtime of mine...

"Me cago en la puta que te pario! Joder!"

It translates to:

"I shit on the bitch that gave birth to you! Fuck!"

I use it frequently

[fizzgig]

14. fudge nuggets

and butternuts are two of my staples at the office, i get some really weird looks

[chknltl]

15. Eukola

Well it actually is a word, or at least it once was. It was a kind of spread made from salmon which was buried in seaweed, allowed to ferment into a paste and spread on food. Used by the Kamchatka natives prior to the 20th century. I have always pronounced the word "yuk-ola" for obvious reasons.
Cultural Anth test tomorrow


I have also been known to call someone a "republican" during fits of modest anger...

[GoddessOfGuinness]

18. Flthrpnzsh!

:beer:

[u4ic]

19. Fuggamut

:grr:

[bertha katzenengel]

21. SHIFUDA! Sure to get past the office email obscenity filters, it is

a combination of

SHIT, FUCK & DAMN!

[liberal hypnotist]

22. You Bushing Cheney

:kick: