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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-19-06 04:01 PM Original message |
CONFESS!!!! Closest you came to winning the Darwin Award |
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underpants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-19-06 04:10 PM Response to Original message |
1. One time I could not for the life of me figure out this stapler thingy |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-19-06 04:17 PM Response to Reply #1 |
10. I have swimming while totally bombed on beer, tequila and champagne |
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YankeyMCC (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-19-06 08:04 PM Response to Reply #1 |
38. Two Words: Urban Surfing |
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Jimbo S (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-19-06 04:10 PM Response to Original message |
2. At work, sticking a pliers in a fuse box |
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NewWaveChick1981 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-19-06 04:15 PM Response to Reply #2 |
9. OMG, a girl I knew stuck a metal comb in an electrical outlet to see what would happen... |
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Jimbo S (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-19-06 09:43 PM Response to Reply #9 |
44. I saw a co-worker do it once to reset a fuse. |
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NewWaveChick1981 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-19-06 04:13 PM Response to Original message |
3. Playing "Push Me Down the Stairs" with my siblings when I was a kid. |
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JackBeck (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-19-06 04:14 PM Response to Reply #3 |
8. I am laughing so hard right now, tears are running down my face. |
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NewWaveChick1981 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-19-06 04:17 PM Response to Reply #8 |
11. ROFLMAO! |
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seemunkee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-19-06 04:18 PM Response to Reply #3 |
12. Caterpillar variant |
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NewWaveChick1981 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-19-06 04:19 PM Response to Reply #12 |
15. OMFG!!!! |
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justice1 (483 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-19-06 08:38 PM Response to Reply #3 |
41. We used a thin mattress to tobaggon down the stairs. |
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NewWaveChick1981 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-19-06 09:48 PM Response to Reply #41 |
46. That HAD to have been fun! And I'm sure it was safer than just intentionally |
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HarukaTheTrophyWife (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-20-06 05:05 PM Response to Reply #41 |
64. My sister and I used to do that, too! |
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NewWaveChick1981 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-20-06 05:08 PM Response to Reply #64 |
66. GMTA... |
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SPKrazy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-19-06 09:54 PM Response to Reply #3 |
49. You Are A D... |
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NewWaveChick1981 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-19-06 10:06 PM Response to Reply #49 |
51. It's OK... you can say it... My siblings and I were total dumbasses... |
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SPKrazy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-19-06 10:09 PM Response to Reply #51 |
52. Once I Told My Sister That I Could Hypnotize Her |
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Crabby Appleton (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-20-06 05:13 AM Response to Reply #3 |
61. sounds like a great game! |
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NewWaveChick1981 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-20-06 04:55 PM Response to Reply #61 |
63. Yes indeed... |
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InternalDialogue (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-20-06 06:07 PM Response to Reply #3 |
73. Gawd, that's funny. |
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JackBeck (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-19-06 04:13 PM Response to Original message |
4. One time, I wondered what would happen if I touched the spark plug on |
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Lautremont (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-19-06 04:13 PM Response to Original message |
5. I have a good one: |
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cobalt1999 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-19-06 07:19 PM Response to Reply #5 |
33. of all the stories posted... |
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TheFriendlyAnarchist (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-20-06 05:34 PM Response to Reply #33 |
69. Heh, the fact that I could see myself doing exactly that made it seem funny to me |
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TheFriendlyAnarchist (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-20-06 05:33 PM Response to Reply #5 |
68. I'm SO sorry, but I found that incredibly funny. That sounds exactly like something I would do |
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seemunkee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-19-06 04:13 PM Response to Original message |
6. Climbing |
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LSK (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-19-06 04:13 PM Response to Original message |
7. I posted in GD today |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-19-06 04:19 PM Response to Reply #7 |
13. I figured it would be losing to me this week in Fantasy football |
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LSK (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-19-06 04:20 PM Response to Reply #13 |
16. well nothings on the line, so I will probably kick ass again |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-19-06 04:32 PM Response to Reply #16 |
20. There is something always on the line |
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LSK (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-19-06 04:33 PM Response to Reply #20 |
21. yeah, but only one of us choked from the #2 seed |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-19-06 04:36 PM Response to Reply #21 |
23. Yeah but the biggest chokers has got to be Vash and Finnfan |
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BarenakedLady (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-19-06 04:19 PM Response to Original message |
14. Lighting my hair on fire |
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SPKrazy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-19-06 09:53 PM Response to Reply #14 |
48. Muahhhhhhh! |
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BarenakedLady (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-19-06 10:11 PM Response to Reply #48 |
54. Oh sure laugh at me |
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SPKrazy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-19-06 10:13 PM Response to Reply #54 |
55. I Only Laugh Because I'm As Close To A Darwin Award As You |
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mainegreen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-19-06 04:22 PM Response to Original message |
17. I almost went under a lawnmower when I was a kid when running down hill. |
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some guy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-19-06 04:29 PM Response to Original message |
18. rolling down Ruby hill |
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Porcupine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-20-06 02:41 AM Response to Reply #18 |
57. But were you in a truck tire at the time? I was. |
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some guy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-20-06 03:03 AM Response to Reply #57 |
60. ooh |
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naturalselection (236 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-19-06 04:29 PM Response to Original message |
19. Fell off a step ladder |
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AllegroRondo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-19-06 04:33 PM Response to Original message |
22. Sledding when I was a kid |
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eyesroll (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-19-06 08:52 PM Response to Reply #22 |
42. We did that on skateboards or scooters (lying face down, of course) on the bike path hill. |
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momophile (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-20-06 05:37 PM Response to Reply #22 |
70. I have a friend who took out a kidney sledding |
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Patiod (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-19-06 04:38 PM Response to Original message |
24. Skinny dipping in ocean before a hurricane, drunk |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-19-06 05:11 PM Response to Reply #24 |
27. If I had a nickel for every drunk & stupid thing I've done in Ocean City MD |
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-19-06 04:43 PM Response to Original message |
25. Formula One cars. I was 19. I shit you not. |
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Little Wing (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-19-06 04:55 PM Response to Original message |
26. Playing at a friend's house, we found a .45 and a bunch of bullets |
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kath (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-19-06 07:54 PM Response to Reply #26 |
36. OMG! Sounds like you come the closest, so far. |
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Little Wing (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-19-06 08:10 PM Response to Reply #36 |
39. 11, maybe 13 |
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cobalt1999 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-19-06 06:45 PM Response to Original message |
28. Too many to list them all, but a couple that stand out... |
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Shakespeare (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-19-06 06:49 PM Response to Original message |
29. You know those inversion tables (you lie on and hang upside down for your back)? |
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carly denise pt deux (855 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-19-06 06:54 PM Response to Original message |
30. spraying aerosol carb cleaner into the air and lighting it with a lighter |
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Schema Thing (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-19-06 07:02 PM Response to Original message |
31. I was arc welding, and had basically built a steel frame around myself... |
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Initech (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-19-06 07:13 PM Response to Original message |
32. I was on a flight to DFW during one of the biggest thunderstorms they've ever had. |
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Pacifist Patriot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-19-06 07:31 PM Response to Original message |
34. I still vividly recall the "MACK" logo on the front of the truck. |
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Redstone (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-19-06 07:44 PM Response to Original message |
35. How about going into a combat zone on purpose, and as a CIVILIAN? I didn't have to obey |
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texas1928 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-19-06 08:00 PM Response to Original message |
37. Too many things to mention... |
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carly denise pt deux (855 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-19-06 08:32 PM Response to Reply #37 |
40. oh yeah, there was that one time we went cow tipping, only to find an awake bull in the pasture..... |
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pink-o (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-19-06 09:28 PM Response to Original message |
43. Some of the cars I've driven when I was younger |
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Ptah (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-19-06 09:48 PM Response to Original message |
45. motorcycle & alcohol impairment & left turn into oncoming Ford LTD |
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SPKrazy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-19-06 09:52 PM Response to Original message |
47. Once When Drunk And High, Tried To Rescue A Canoe From A Strainer |
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NNadir (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-19-06 10:02 PM Response to Original message |
50. All of that information has to do with episodes in which I was high. |
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SPKrazy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-19-06 10:10 PM Response to Reply #50 |
53. Good For You! |
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originalpckelly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-19-06 11:35 PM Response to Original message |
56. I touched a capacitor even after I was told repeatedly not to... |
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Kutjara (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-20-06 02:49 AM Response to Original message |
58. Donkey-bothering. |
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Porcupine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-20-06 02:50 AM Response to Original message |
59. I wedged a Saab 99 between 2 trees above a flooded creek |
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Vidar (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-20-06 06:13 AM Response to Original message |
62. Testing flashbulbs with 2 wires & an electical socket. |
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RetroLounge (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-20-06 05:05 PM Response to Original message |
65. We called it Skitching... |
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Kutjara (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-20-06 05:21 PM Response to Reply #65 |
67. You reminded me of something that happened... |
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S n o w b a l l (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-20-06 05:54 PM Response to Original message |
71. Drinking shots of Jagermeister.... |
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InternalDialogue (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-20-06 06:04 PM Response to Original message |
72. Driving in a snowstorm, Nebraska I-80, 50-lb miter saw loose at my side. |
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