OH MY GOD I FORGOT IT WAS THE FINALE TONIGHT!!!!

[crim son]

I missed it! Somebody tell me what happened. And DAMN! I was feeling really good about finishing up with the gingerbread house.

[GOPisEvil]

1. Remember people; it's just starting on the west coast.

No spoilers, please.

[crim son]

2. Oh, you're right.

I guess I can wait until tomorrow. How stupid of me! (slaps forehead, then punches self in nose)

[SeattleGirl]

3. Do you have cable, and if so, do you have On Demand?

If you do, then you can watch the finale after all. The newest broadcasts are usually posted about 24 hours after original airing.

[crim son]

8. Nope, no cable.

Four channels when the wind is blowing aright... I will survive not having seen the finale especially because they often show repeats later in the year. I hope.

[SPKrazy]

4. WTF?

finale of what?

Grey's anatomy?
boston legal?

what?

:wtf:

[SeattleGirl]

5. Survivor. n/t

[SPKrazy]

7. OMG

what will we do?

:P :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[crim son]

9. You. Understand. Nothing.

:P

[SPKrazy]

10. I Know- I Am Lost

I don't relate to Survivor

:pals:

[crim son]

11. Of all people, I'd have expected YOU to relate to

nearly naked women. You surprise me! :rofl:

[SPKrazy]

13. Objects In Mirror May Be Larger Than They Appear

and I may not be what you think either.

but nearly naked women?

maybe I've been missing something here.

:evilgrin:

[crim son]

15. If you haven't seen it,

then you have. I watched the entire season so I could look at Yul's rippling abdominal muscles. That boy looks GOOD in mud :evilgrin:

[SPKrazy]

16. Okay, You May Have Peaked My Curiosity

I've never been interested in reality TV

[crim son]

18. It's "piqued", sweetheart.

But I won't hold that against you.

[SPKrazy]

19. Oh No!

I've been picqued.

Hey, state schools what can I say?

:rofl:

[crim son]

21. University of Oregon here.

The Mighty (ahem) Ducks.

[SPKrazy]

23. Well Then, It's Just The

40 IQ points you got on me!

:P

[crim son]

26. Unlikely.

But let's pretend, shall we?

[SPKrazy]

27. I Do Good At Pretend!

sounds good to me

now, what was I talking about anyhow?

:hide: :rofl:

[hfojvt]

32. Oh is that all.

I thought she was talking about 'Desperate Housewives'

[crim son]

36. I would never watch that crap!

:rofl:

[kentuck]

6. No . Something much more vile...

Dexter !!

[Az]

12. Sounds like someone needs a DVR for Xmas.

DVRs free you from the tyrany of the network programming schedule.

[crim son]

14. First, I need some cash for Christmas!

Then clothes, then a facelift, then a Cuisinart, and then, maybe, the DVR. It's not that I don't want one; it's that I have so many needs! :D

[SPKrazy]

17. You Don't Need A Facelift!

good lord

just need to watch more mudd abdominal muscles rippling!

That'll stretch your skin tight!

:evilgrin:

[crim son]

20. The facelift is just a running joke.

I have three sisters and one of them dated a nice guy in college who became a cosmetic surgeon. He does a brisk business in Miami, and has said more than once that if any of us want to come in, he'd give us a good deal. I always said I'd go when my younger sister does, but she looks about ten years older than I do and doesn't show any sign of noticing it (hehe). In the meantime, I lost my money so I'm screwn anyway. :)

[SPKrazy]

22. There's Always These

http://www.dremu.com/Deception_Information_fly.php?trackID=gog100023

:shrug:

[crim son]

24. ooh, triple-refined emu oil.

That'll do the trick!

[SPKrazy]

25. Penetrates Deep!

oh, that sounds....


:rofl: :rofl:

[SPKrazy]

30. A String Ender This Was!

:rofl:

[hfojvt]

33. and clothes either

what are those good for? :evilgrin:

[crim son]

37. Nice clothes are to make other women feel insecure

and powerless. :evilgrin:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

28. Only Republicans watch Survivor.

:hide: :popcorn:

[SPKrazy]

29. Bwaaahaaaaaa!

This could be good


:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[crim son]

35. Only republicans watch Survivor?

Oh no, my friend. Only vastly intelligent, insightful and introspective people who like to watch young people parade around in bathing suits watch Survivor. I'm sure you watch at least one lame/embarrassing/stupid show. What is it?

[Starbucks Anarchist]

39. Haha, I kid, Lisa!

:hi:

And I don't have a TV. :hide:

[crim son]

40. If you don't have a t.v., then how do you know

who's on that show... what was it called... with the good looking dude from that other show in it. ?? All right, I don't remember either.

If you really don't have a t.v. then I'm impressed by your wisdom. If you do have a t.v. then you're a schmuck like the rest of us, although one of the cuter ones.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

41. Haha, thanks.

I actually want a TV, but I'm just, how do you say... poor. :(

[crim son]

42. I'm sorry you're poor

but I empathize, too. I'm about to go from comfortable to poor, and I don't like it although I recognize it's good for the soul. If I win the lottery, not only will I get the DU naughty girls together, but I will spring for your t.v. Only if I win over $100K though. :)

[Starbucks Anarchist]

43. Cool.

Although I should be getting a significant raise fairly soon, so it's all good. :D

[crim son]

45. I'll be your grandmother now and say,

"When I was your age...." I made $21K a year as Purchasing Coordinator at Berklee College of Music. Although I was living in Boston with three roommates, I was living better than I ever had in my life. I did have a t.v. I hope your raise funds another trip to Stockholm :)

[Starbucks Anarchist]

46. I hope so, too.

Though I went on that Stockholm/Europe trip with my parents, so I didn't have to pay anything. ;)

[crim son]

51. Parents are useful that way.

Alas, mine cut me off when I finished college. But they're funding my kids' retirement so I have no complaint.

Goodnight. I'm trying SO HARD to go to bed before 2:00. This is another attempt. :hug: Enjoy the rest of your evening.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

53. Good night!

Oops, that was a little loud. Sorry. :hug:

[rug]

31. If you must know . . .

http://www.nationalgeographic.com/pathtoadventure/handbook/survival/survival1.html

[hfojvt]

34. Hey, there

did you see your 'tribute' thread?
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=5957579&mesg_id=5957600

[BarenakedLady]

38. I am so glad I don't watch network TV anymore

I had no idea what you were talking about. :rofl:

[crim son]

44. Aw, shaddup.

I always feel like I have to defend myself and my t.v. viewing. My parents called it "the idiot box" as I've mentioned here before. In my mind, watching television will always be associated with guilt and shame.

[SPKrazy]

48. Now I Once Again Feel

guilty

nah

screw guilt!

you should too!

Have fun watching your "guilty pleasure"

:hippie:

[crim son]

49. Remember that guilt serves a function if not overdone.

You want it just lightly sauteed with a sprinkle of kosher salt.

[SPKrazy]

56. Just Enough To Let Me Know

it isn't okay to go outside without clothes on unless I'm at a nudist colony (which I don't think I could ever do after being at a nude beach in the Netherlands once, I realize that I'm too something for that.)

lightly sauteed with a sprinkle of Kosher salt

that's a great quote!

:hug:

[BarenakedLady]

50. Oh I used to be addicted believe me

Every night there was a show I HAD to watch. Do you know what cured me? The minute GWB won the election the second time. I stopped watching network TV that night and never went back. I do watch HBO and Showtime shows but those I can watch pretty much whenever I feel like it.

[crim son]

52. Somebody should start a thread entitled

"What the election of GWB cured me of". I bet we'd be surprised. You stopped the network television. I stopped listening to the radio and the last breath of my dying Christian faith left my body. I wonder what other people gave up.

Me, I'm giving up on this night and going to bed. After the New Year I'll fall back into my night owl routine but not before then. Well, not before Friday, certainly. Goodnight chickadee. :hug: :loveya: :pals:

[BarenakedLady]

54. Night night sweetpea!

I hope I "see" you before I leave on Friday. I won't have much time online (only ancient dialup at the folks) until almost the new year.

:hug: :loveya:

[SPKrazy]

47. My Thoughts Really, Exactly In Fact

even if there are barely clothed people

hmmm

nah

better off without it!

:rofl: :rofl:

[UrbScotty]

55. Who cares? (nt)

[crim son]

57. If I didn't care desperately I wouldn't have started the thread.

Please show some respect for my asinine foolishness. :P