I Need Some Advice- Post It Here- I'll Give You Chocolate-or...

[SPKrazy]

whatever seems reasonable these days for advice in the lounge...

just leave me some advice about whatever you think I might need advice about.

It will be a sociology experiment for me to see what kinds of things people come up with.

Or not.

:yourock:

[amitten]

1. Don't eat the yellow snow. n/t

[SPKrazy]

2. And Don't Go Where The Huskies Go!

don't you eat that yellow snow

:rofl:

[Porcupine]

3. Makita Cordless tools- the best.

14.4 volt cordless drills is all you need; the bigger ones hurt your shoulder when you have to reach.

[SPKrazy]

29. Wow, I hate drilling above my head

a lightweight cordless drill is what I need!

[marzipanni]

31. I love my husband's 9.6 volt Makita cordless drill and the matching flashlight

We charge and switch the batteries between the two depending on what we need.

[Nicole]

4. Never wear orange in Norman

Think red. :toast:

[SPKrazy]

8. All Right Nicole!

where are you?

:toast:

I bleed orange!

[MrCoffee]

83. Just stay away from Norman...tis a strange place full of deluded people

they think they have a football team there...silly people

[Writer]

5. I think you need to learn something.

Yes, LEARN something. So you can, like, grow 'n stuff. :hi:

[SPKrazy]

9. I do need to grow

n' stuff



:pals:

[u4ic]

6. Don't use your hairdryer

while you're asleep.

I would appreciate Belgian chocolate, fwiw. :hi:

[SPKrazy]

16. Not Until After Your Surgery

then we will make sure of it!

:pals:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

7. Here you are..........

Wear your seatbelts!

And lock your car's doors!

Get a flu shot too, while you're at it!

How'm I doing? :hug:

[SPKrazy]

17. Great Advice!

thanks:hug:

[bridgit]

10. if you have your druthers, never buy retail always buy wholesale...

or bulk :thumbsup:

[SPKrazy]

18. Good Idea!

much less expensive

:pals:

[bridgit]

25. that's a big ole yeppers...

:pals:

[gemdem]

11. One word...

Plastics.

:-)

[SPKrazy]

20. Gotcha!

Welcome to DU

:hi:

[Ikonoklast]

12. Never accelerate through an off-camber decreasing radius

turn, unless you are experienced doing a four-wheel drift.




Or screaming in terror whilst doing it.

[SPKrazy]

21. I Will Remember That Pearl

thanks

:puffpiece: :rofl:

[liontamer]

13. you really should call more often.

[SPKrazy]

22. I Know

I just get caught up doing other things

:rofl:

[Ptah]

14. You should stop taking advice from strangers.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-V0q1NaGEFU

[SPKrazy]

24. I Should

but I don't feel like y'all are strangers!

[Ariana Celeste]

15. Well,

Watch where you're going.

Slow down!

[SPKrazy]

26. Hey, How'd Ya Know?

I do go too fast

[Redstone]

19. Never pass up the chance to sit down or have a piss, because you never know

how long it'll be until the next chance to do so.

Redstone

[SPKrazy]

27. Thanks, That's Great Advice

especially as I get older

[Pale Blue Dot]

23. You should see a doctor about your problem. And tell your former partners.

Good luck.

[SPKrazy]

28. Well, I Can't Remember All Of Them

so should I just tell the ones I remember?

or none?

:rofl:

[EFerrari]

30. Never try the veal when someone tells you to try the veal.

Never.

:)

[bridgit]

32. heh-heh. that just sounds like good advise...

:)

[SPKrazy]

36. Yup

indeedy!

;-)

[SPKrazy]

33. Blahhhhh

Veal

yuck

I can't eat it:spank:

[InternalDialogue]

34. All things being equal, give other people the benefit of the doubt.

I think faith in others builds strength in yourself.

[SPKrazy]

37. Hmmmm Deep

good


:pals:

[Catshrink]

35. Don't let your dachshund hump a pit bull.

[SPKrazy]

39. Que?

:rofl:

[Catshrink]

41. Exactly...

I don't know what he was thinking. Actually, a German Shep was infatuated with my little dog and ran the pit bull off. The sheperd wanted my doxie all to himself. The pit bull didn't seem to mind, he kind of liked my boy too. The doggie park is so much fun!

[SPKrazy]

43. They Should Rename It "Doggie Orgy Park"

or something?

just sayin'

[Redneck Socialist]

38. When shopping, hand your money or card to the clerk...

don't throw it on the counter, it's insulting.

[SPKrazy]

40. That is good

:thumbsup:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

42. When all else fails,

laugh. :D

[SPKrazy]

44. That's A Scarey Lookig Buddha

to me

but good advice!

:rofl:

[Lyric]

45. Don't ever expect someone else to be responsible for the birth control.

It doesn't matter if she "told you she was on the pill", or if he "said he was using a condom". You are the ONLY person you can completely and totally trust. If you don't personally make sure that you're using effective birth control, then you have nobody to blame but yourself for the consequences.

/end random senseless "parental-type" advice :)

[SPKrazy]

48. Thanks

I may need That soon

:evilgrin:

[Lisa0825]

46. Eat, drink, and be merry. (nt)

[SPKrazy]

49. Here Here!

:toast:

[Lisa0825]

52. AHEM...

where is my chocolate??? :evilgrin:

[SPKrazy]

53. Didn't You Get It?

Check your pockets

:rofl:

[NV Whino]

47. When in doubt

Don't.

[SPKrazy]

50. Maybe

:dilemma:

[barb162]

51. whatever you do, do not crash into a police car

cops don't like that

[SPKrazy]

54. OMG!

no kldding!


:rofl:

[barb162]

55. A friend of mine did that when he was driving a taxi when he was

putting himself through law school. He rear-ended the cop car when the cop car was stopped at a red light. Like I mentioned, the cops don't like that (haha)

[SPKrazy]

56. I Had A Brother In Law That Slid Into One On Icy Road

so, he's pretty careful on ice now!

:rofl:

[wildhorses]

57. if you wanta be happy for the rest of your life

find an ugly girl and make her your wife:hi:

[SPKrazy]

58. Funny Person!

:pals:

[BlueIris]

59. Never allow someone to be your priority if you are only his or her option.

I've had to learn that one the hard way about four or five times now and every time, it has been more painful.

[SPKrazy]

60. Very Good!

something to think about as I venture out into the unknown!

[Nevernose]

61. Oral sex is the cure for virtually any marital woe.

There is no problem in your relationship that can't be cured by more oral sex.

[SPKrazy]

63. I Don't Know If That Is True!

wish it were

sometimes even oral sex won't do it!

you're gonna get this thread locked!

;)

[CC]

62. What I live by

If you were fine before you knew them then fuck em they don't like you. It really does come from with in not from with out.

[SPKrazy]

64. Wow, That Is Good!

:D

[CC]

71. It has always worked for me

and quite a few kids I shared it with. Once you realize that it comes from with in and that those that you did not know before did not control how you felt about yourself before did not matter you take away their power to matter after they you meet them. My poor DH has taken a bit to realize that. I am a second wife in a family that thought the DH was terrible for leaving the first. My attitude was fuck 'em I was fine before I knew 'em and I will be fine in spite of them. Now they are left trying to figure out why he is so happy and could care less what they think. If you base yourself on others you will always be short but if you base yourself on what you believe you will always be ahead. It really does come from with in.

[SPKrazy]

72. Happiness Is An Inside Job!

I agree 100%

[Whoa_Nelly]

65. If you don't like it, change it

Has been a workable maxim for me for many years.


The other advice to remember is:

Bad behavior is no secret.

AND

There are always consequences for choices made. Some are good and some are not so good. So think about your choices.

[SPKrazy]

66. Good Ones Nelly!

There are always consequences for choices made.

I like: not to decide, is to decide.

[Whoa_Nelly]

69. So how much chocolate do I get???

I like Dark Chocolate, please

[SPKrazy]

70. Oh, You Will Get Lots Of Chocolate!

just wait!

;-)


:hug:

[chknltl]

67. When waving at a cop be sure to use more than...

...one finger.
:yoiks:

[SPKrazy]

68. Fur Shere!

and don't roll down your window all the way when they pull you over

and keep your hands on the steering wheel until they ask you to hand them your license

and never admit to anything

and wait until their back is turned to flip them off!

I'm series1111

[mikeytherat]

73. Always let the wardrobe mistress choose your clothes.

mikey_the_rat

[SPKrazy]

74. LOL!

good one

[mikeytherat]

75. "Friends don't let friends early apex."

mikey_the_rat

[carlydenise]

76. Never play leap frog with a unicorn..........

Carly

[SPKrazy]

79. Ouch!

Good Advice!


:hug:

[soleft]

77. If you bring out that which is inside you

that which is inside you will save you.

if you do not bring out that which is inside you, that which is inside you will destroy you.

JC
Gnostic Gospels.

[SPKrazy]

80. Very Good One!

which Gnostic is it?

:hug:

[soleft]

82. I think Thomas

[cwydro]

78. Don't stand up in canoes.

[SPKrazy]

81. Been There, Done That

I remember we used to have to do that for boy scouts at camp to swamp our canoes and then unswamp them

Plenty of canoe trips in college where if the canoe tipped, it was "save the beer" before anything else.

:pals:

[XemaSab]

84. Don't drive on the beach at night in a two-wheel drive vehicle

drinking a gallon of vodka between two people, especially if you're only 20.

When you get stuck (which you will), either don't call the cops at all or don't FORGET you called the cops.

Don't break into a nearby construction site and steal a bulldozer and a gravel truck and wreck them by jumping them off dunes into wetlands, crushing endangered plants and animals in the process.

Finally, don't steal the excavator and drive it to the beach in order to free your own truck. The cops you called earlier will be sitting there waiting for you when you arrive, and they won't be in a hurry to help you get your own truck out of harm's way when the tide comes in and starts rolling it.

Words to live by.

[BarenakedLady]

85. Advice? From me?

Are you serious? :rofl:



Ok, never post really drunk, especially if you are depressed.

Even worse, don't drink and dial. :scared:

Don't let your dogs out if you suspect a skunk may be around.

There is no such thing as good non-alcoholic wine.

Never marry for any other reason but love.

Sleeping on a 4 ft loveseat with a 60lb dog is not very restful.