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[LynneSin]

• I think DU should get behind Hillary 110% right now
  
• Obama shouldn't be elected because he smokes, he's too young and his middle name is Hussein
  
• Who's supporting Ralph Nadar in 2008?
  

List yours here!

[Reverend_Smitty]

1. Smoking needs to be banned EVERYWHERE!

and Joe Lieberman isn't such a bad guy after all

[youthere]

2. Those wackos from PETA are at it again!

[MrCoffee]

3. James Carville for DNC Chairman

[crim son]

4. Israel's expansionist tendencies must be quashed!

Gay issues must take a back seat to the more pressing ones of the day.

You're a bigot if you admit to experiencing fear when your flight is half-full of people of middle-eastern descent, and you're flying to Omaha.

[youthere]

5. Gay marriage needs to wait..there are more important issues!

[youthere]

7. also..Like it or not, Hilary doesn't stand a chance in '08!

[jakefrep]

6. Throw public breastfeeders in the dungeon!

[LynneSin]

8. I think they should let Joe Lieberman be the Senate Majority leader, what do you think

:eyes:

[HCE SuiGeneris]

9. Another -- time to re-up the draft !

[johnnie]

10. Let's see

4-year-old suspended after hugging teacher's aide


Is this demeaning to women?


Obama, not Edwards, is the true choice for progressive voters...


"...any animal that threatens my children, IN ANY WAY, is a dead animal."





There are a few for ya..oh wait.... :)

[flvegan]

11. Secondhand smoke made my pitbulls gay.

[johnnie]

13. Ban smoking soy now!

[zanne]

12. Gun ownership should be banned in this country.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

14. "I want to post something meaningful that also makes sense."

[billyskank]

15. How about "Obama shouldn't be elected because he's only been in the Senate 2 years"

Seriously, if Obama is your great hope then you're really fucked.

[youthere]

16. SPANKING IS CHILD ABUSE-PERIOD.

[MrCoffee]

17. What is Howard Dean's Problem?

[LynneSin]

19. He needs to listen to James Carville PRONTO!

:eyes:

[MrCoffee]

24. tricksy temptress!! i'm battling my inner demons...

they want me to go to GD Politics.

[Midlodemocrat]

18. Just copy and paste any of the myriad of threads in there today.

What. a. zoo. :crazy:

[youthere]

20. John Kerry needs to STFU!

[Crap_in_a_Hat]

21. I vote on conscience, not party

And my conscience says "bring back Allen".
:sarcasm:

[HughBeaumont]

22. If you get fired, it's YOUR fault.

There is NO such thing as a conspiracy in ANY situation (then it gets banned to the dungeon)

I support job offshoring, as it's positives outweigh the negatives (and DAMN if I wouldn't be committing arson on that bitch)

ALL 18-34 year olds should be in BOOT CAMP!

Hillary will be the Democratic candidate in 2008. It's inevitable.

[underpants]

23. Vegetarians (poll) Choice or were you born that way?

I was actually going to start one like this in the lounge

[madinmaryland]

25. I think Deleware should eliminate all of its tolls on I-95!!1!!

:grr:

[LynneSin]

32. I paid more tolls in fucking maryland than I did in Delaware

FIVE DOLLARS - you guys suck more than we do!! Plus I had two tunnels I had to pay. So personally I think you owe me $7

[madinmaryland]

44. You're states 10 miles long and has two tolls both ways.

Two tolls = $4 x 2 = $8 for 10 miles.

MD:

Three tolls total = $2 (tunnel) x 2 +$5 = $9.00 for 109 miles.

If your state was 109 miles long it'd cost me $87.20 to get through it!!1!!

:grr:

[LynneSin]

45. Yeah but I won't have to spend 5% sales tax on EVERYTHING in DE

We're sales tax free

:woohoo:

I try to make it a point to not stop for food or gas anyone in Maryland since it costs so much more in your state than in mine!

[PVnRT]

26. The ultimate flame thread

Hillary circumcises her sons while smoking and letting her cell phone ring in her Hummer 2, idling in the parking lot.

[youthere]

28. she can't help it..she was busy breastfeeding a feral cat.

[PVnRT]

34. AND she was watching Rachel Ray on the TV in the waiting room

:o

[LynneSin]

33. While breastfeeding her unleashed pitbull

:D

[MrCoffee]

27. Is it just me, or is Chelsea really hot?

[WhollyHeretic]

29. Hillary supports forced circumcisions of prisoners in order to curb smoking

[HCE SuiGeneris]

30. Bush really isn't a moran -- it was Pickles' fault for pestering him

Enough Said!

[LSK]

31. PS3 will doom society forever

[matcom]

35. I agree with Lieberman when he says to ban public breastfeeding

ooooo i think i :scared: myself!

[Hugin]

36. That Fred Phelps fellow may be on to something...

Disclaimer: This is NOT my real opinion.



:hide:

[NoPasaran]

37. DK for Prez? You guys are joking, right?

[matcom]

38. I'm glad Ken Starr kept Clinton in check. The country is better off for it.

:rofl:

[meegbear]

39. The midterm elections were a victory for conservatives and conservative values

[KamaAina]

40. The South is ruining America. Especially Texas.

Dadgummit! :sarcasm:

[CTyankee]

41. Natural childbirth is the ONLY way if you want a healthy baby

Or conversely: Only an idiot would have natural childbirth. I once got put on some guy's ignore list because I mused that promoters of natural birth are full of it. He and his wife had this beautiful experience and I was obviously dissing it. Or something. Oh well.

[Ha Ha Ha Oh Wow]

42. AL GORE MORE LIKE BIG BORE AMIRITE OR AMIRITE

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[LynneSin]

43. 14 posts and you already know how to start a flame a well as the seasoned pros

Welcome to DU :hi:

[Ha Ha Ha Oh Wow]

46. thanks!

i have trolled many a forum across the internet. just checkin in on the big spots. thanks for the welcome!

(edit) Ive been looking for more political outlets as of late.

[Giant Robot]

47. What's wrong with the Olive Garden?

Oh wait...you said GD