Where Is The "Front Line" Of The War On Christmas?

[SPKrazy]

I mean, I want to join the fight





:rofl:

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1. Mostly in the red areas outlined below.

If you look closely, you can see the glint off Billo's huge head.

[SPKrazy]

2. Wow, I Live In The War Zone

except, I live in a bluer state than most.

Democratic Governor
2 Democratic Senators
2/3 Dem Congressmen
Democratic State House

We went for *, does that make us Red?

:shrug:

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3. They're all around us, comrade.

Santa's suit ain't red by accident!

[SPKrazy]

5. Yes, That's Probably True

you can't really trust who is and isn't

wait,

Welcome to DU!

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4. By the way, is your MySpace page up?

I caught that the other evening and started trying to add DUers to my friends list.

[SPKrazy]

6. LOL, Well Here Is The URL

http://www.myspace.com/Southpawkicker

I haven't done anything with it, maybe I'll get to that next week when I'm off work in Colorado as a matter of fact!

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7. Fox News studios.

That's where.

[SPKrazy]

8. Certainly Seems That Way

although, I meant the real war on Christmas

you know the one that is being fought by

oh wait that one doesn't really exist, it is just the Feaux News gimmick

[Kutjara]

9. I'm playing it subtle this year.

My previous attempts to moon Jesus at my local church's nativity play and to hold a Satanic Mass in my front yard on Christmas Eve were conspicuous failures. This year, therefore, I'm going to get hold of a portable surface-to-air missile and sit on my roof, waiting for that bastard Claus to fly over. It'll be reindeer steaks and Santa-giblets all over the neighborhood. Ho ho fucking ho!