If you met your SO on Liqui-Date...

[AlienGirl]

Would you tell anyone?

Tucker

[everythingsxen]

1. It would depend...

On who was doing the asking...

[AlienGirl]

Oooh, who would you not tell?

I just gotta know...

[everythingsxen]

37. Well...

some of my former bosses might not want to know...

they might think I was going soft. ;-)

[AlienGirl]

41. Oooh, true...

But then, I been kickin' it with the CEOs, so the middle management can just go bark up a tree...

[everythingsxen]

50. Ah.. but I'm sure the CEOs...

while entertained by the usual outcome of the show...

would be really disappointed with my performance on the show. :evilgrin:

[AlienGirl]

54. Oh, so you let the company down...

Since Corporate Restructuring, they wouldn't care.

[everythingsxen]

64. True..

Still.. you know me. Once a company man, always a company man. :evilgrin:

[AlienGirl]

67. Yeah, grey flannel suit all the way...

Or not. :P

[everythingsxen]

70. I would say...

yes or hai or ja or oui

:evilgrin:

[AlienGirl]

71. Keeping your options open

...for new vacuum cleaner markets?

[everythingsxen]

91. Always

:D

[Liberal Veteran]

2. Sounds like a type of...ahem...personal lubricant.

:)

[everythingsxen]

5. It does, does it?

Sounds like your mind is in the gutter!!

You dirty, dirty person!!

We like that around these here threads! :evilgrin:

BTW.. you one cat in your sig line.. Sybil. Does Sybil count as only one cat or does it have multiple personalities and if so do each of them count as a separate cat?

IbeendrinkingcoffeealldayandIamkindatrippingoutaboutmytripsoifIusealotofrun-onsentencesandmaketypospayitnomind

[THUNDER HANDS]

3. what's liqui-date?

[everythingsxen]

4. It's creepy!

It's exciting!

It's spooky!

It's entertaining!

It's most definately weird!

A little bizarre too.

Quite possibly strange.

It might even be odd.

Or maybe even.

[frogfromthenorth2]

55. I now declare this thread

DEAD....

[AlienGirl]

61. IT LIIIIIVES!

[everythingsxen]

72. I already said it was undead...

don't you get it?

It doesn't feel pity or remorse.

It doesn't understand the concept of taste.

And it absolutely will not stop until you bang your head against the wall screaming "Oh why did I have to gain this marvelous insight into the universe???!!!".

[AlienGirl]

76. But should I buy a vacuum cleaner?

[everythingsxen]

79. We could discuss it...

There are a wide variety of options open to you.

And the pricing plan is to die for! :D

[AlienGirl]

81. You won't make any sales talking about dying, y'know

Maybe that was your problem! Too much morbidity, scared off the housewives...

[everythingsxen]

84. A simple expression...

come now.. surely you've heard the phrase to die for before.. totally harmless I assure you. :evilgrin:

Those housewives... they all liked me... it was those people at the Vacuum company. They were the ones who were out to ruin me. Just because I punched that one guy wo caught me in bed with his wife, they fired me. Can you believe that? What a bunch of assholes.

[AlienGirl]

86. Oh, suuuure...

I bet you just frightened your potential market, all that talk of "dying for" and all that....

[everythingsxen]

90. I will hear no more talk of this!

YOU WILL BUY THIS VACUUM! NOW!

:P

[AlienGirl]

92. Will it keep you out of trouble?

:P

On edit: I could even help you sell more product, for a nice commission of course, if it'll keep you out of trouble!

[everythingsxen]

95. Oh?

Hrrrm... how much of a commission?

[AlienGirl]

96. Fifty percent, bay-bee!

That's what I get!

[everythingsxen]

Fifty percent...

thats a bit steep... but ok.. you seem like you might be worth it. :D

Your sales skills of course. :D

[AlienGirl]

99. I have a +2 Edge in Negotiations

[everythingsxen]

102. That's hella good.

I have a +2 Edge in Heavy Pistols and Melee Combat. Along with the B/R for each too.

[AlienGirl]

103. I don't get extra dice

But the GM takes it into account. At least according to Interrobang, that's how it works. :shrug:

[everythingsxen]

106. Oh I see..

I took a bunch of flaws..

I focused too much on making myself be a combat character. SHoulda invested more time in backstory and RP.

[AlienGirl]

107. Well, backstory can come later

I have lots of backstory and not a single combat skill!

[everythingsxen]

108. I made my character for..

a post-apocalypse game.. not realising that the apocalypse was called off.

[AlienGirl]

109. Apocalypso!

When everything goes to hell--DANCE!

[everythingsxen]

112. It's always one hell of a party..

When Ragnarok rolls around... Ragnarok and roll, Ragnarock and roll!

:D

[AlienGirl]

31. It's DISTURBING!

[everythingsxen]

38. It's hilarious!

[AlienGirl]

42. It's scary!

[everythingsxen]

52. It's sexy!

dead sexy! :evilgrin:

[Capn Sunshine]

63. YOU of all people should know I would think

so it must not be very above ground in the perverse universe

[beyurslf]

6. What's an SO and a liqua-date?

[everythingsxen]

7. An SO..

is a Security Officer.

No wait.. it's a um... School Official...


No that's not it either...

And liqui-date is fantastic! It's also incredibly tasteless and may include some scenes not suitable for younger viewers. Parental discretion is advised.

I remember what SO is.. its Saukraut Observer!

(LOL - if you were actually serious, SO is Significant Other)

[AlienGirl]

53. Saurkraut Observers

have been sent to ensure the destruction of all Saurkrauts of Mass Destruction!

[everythingsxen]

65. We repeat..

Step outside and put the saurkraut down!

[everythingsxen]

8. Some people might think this thread is dead..

but its not, its alive and well.

Actually it's undead and has kickass superpowers like the ability to fight plaque barehanded as well as the ability to kick Superman in the nads and make him cry.

The undead thread of doom, yeah thats it. It will totally kick your ass if you don't post to it and dig Liqui-Date!

[frogfromthenorth2]

9. It's dead Jim...

Unless somebody explains what is liqui-date...

[everythingsxen]

11. Ah.. but it is not dead!

it is undead! You see.. even now you feed it's unholy powers with your replies. Bwahahahahahah! :evilgrin:

Fools you've fallen right into the tarp! A tarp stretched out over a trap! A trap that is a pit and when you fall there will be a door and to get out you have had to rapt upon it!

I should consult my Auntie. Auntie Psychotic. She has the nicest pills. They make me drool and think about the pretty colors. Pretty colours too.

:crazy:

Oog crazy!! Oog rip Oog head off!

[everythingsxen]

21. Aha!

You thought it was dead for sure this time!

Didn't you?

DIDN'T YOU!!

Well who's getting electroshock therapy now??

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHA!

[Misinformed01]

10. Tucker, I am so out of the loop

What's a liqui date? I even googled it, and came up with nothing.

[everythingsxen]

12. I would explain it..

but then I would have to kill you.

Tucker will explain it when she replies.. yes.. that's it... bwahahahahahaha!

I shall leave it to her to answer these questions about Liqui-Date. Even though I know what it is. But I'm not telling you. Nyah! :P

I am amazed that google turned up nothing though...

[AlienGirl]

60. Google turns up nothing

...because it remains a completely underground and countercultural phenomenon! Only the very, very clued-in hipsters know what it is, just like that whole "23 Skidoo" thing.

Bwahahahaha!

Tucker

[everythingsxen]

69. Don't forget..

the lads down at the asylum. The insane lament it, the genius wish they had it, the sane scorn it... Only the truly f'ed-up people love it! Ah Liqui-Date...

[nostamj]

13. did you mean "Elimidate"

http://elimidate.warnerbros.com/

[everythingsxen]

14. No.

Nyet.

Nein.

Liqui-Date was said.. and Liqui-Date was meant!

[AlienGirl]

24. A TV show

On Channel 62! From an alternate universe in which...

Tucker

[frogfromthenorth2]

28. go on....

[AlienGirl]

30. ...where good taste does not exist...

[everythingsxen]

34. Are you sure it's channel 62?

I thought it was 42...

or was it 23?

:D

[AlienGirl]

36. Hm, I coulda sworn it was hanging out on 62...

:P

[everythingsxen]

39. Are you sure it wasn't...

hiding on another channel?

[AlienGirl]

45. 23? 23 SKIDOO?!

[everythingsxen]

48. Let's do the Lindy-hop!

*does the lindy-hop*

Bwahahaha!

It was popular when I was a traveling salesman in the US... maybe. :D

[AlienGirl]

49. Oh, likely story!

It was popular before I was eeeeeever bornnnnnnnn... *Zim-robo-parent-voice*

[AlienGirl]

62. I don't WANT a new vacuum cleaner!

:P

[everythingsxen]

73. Could I interest you in some of our..

other mechanical products? :D

[AlienGirl]

74. Do they suck?

[everythingsxen]

77. Some of them do!

Some of them blow..

Most of them just shake and make a lot of noise.

:D

Like this handy dandy electric toothbrush. :evilgrin:

[AlienGirl]

80. That's what you could do!

You could sell...uh...personal care devices! There's more of a market!

[everythingsxen]

85. Maybe I will...

I'd need a volunteer from the audience to test them out on though...

[Kamika]

15. what the heck is it then

If you don't tell me I'll assume it's some goth thingy

[frogfromthenorth2]

16. FOUND THIS!!!

Liqui-Date

™Those imaginative freaks over at Johnson & Johnson made our sex lives that much more pleasurable with the creation of K-Y Jelly. Don’t worry about the mess; they now market a bottle with a convenient pump for $3.99 at your local pharmacy. Trust me, when the rug burn sets in, a little dab will make her go from “Ow!” to “Wow!” In the beginning, put a little bit on your fingers and massage her...down there. This gets the blood circulating, making her “love button” become engorged.
“My man has a gift, and it’s his hands,” reports Susana, 24. ”I always thought I was the type of girl who didn’t enjoy manual stimulation...till I met Derek. The combination of him licking my breasts and rubbing my knob with K-Y gets me hot every time!”
A word to the wise, though: Don’t go overboard with the stuff. We don’t like to feel like we’ve just peed ourselves.

[everythingsxen]

17. Hehe..

I found that too...

That's not it, however, it might get used....

:evilgrin:

[AlienGirl]

25. Yes, I have a fire extinguisher loaded up with that stuff!

Bring...it...on!

Tucker

[everythingsxen]

27. Really?

Interesting. :evilgrin:

[AlienGirl]

29. I figured I'd need it...

This might turn into a flame-war! Like so many threads do!

[everythingsxen]

33. Heheh

Flame-War eh?

Dean smells funny. :P

Kucinich is unelectable. :P

Clark is the Anti-Christ. :P

(Like I gotta say it... just kidding!! Everyone knows Bush is unelectable {without cheating ;-) } , smells funny and is the Anti-Christ)

[AlienGirl]

35. I was thinking more like that Tupac thread

All that talk of flamethrowers and such! But forewarned is four-armed y'know!

[everythingsxen]

40. Well..

I'm not nearly so pissed off right now. :D

I have a lot to be happy about! Like Liqui-Date!

[everythingsxen]

18. It's not goth related...

though goths could play if they wanted I guess.. :evilgrin:

[AlienGirl]

88. Wouldn't surprise me if a lot of goth got their start on the show

[everythingsxen]

100. Very true...

I didn't want to say anything though.

Didn't want this to turn into a "Goth-Talk" thread. I mean the thread is already undead so I'm sure there are a bunch anyway.

Where did I leave my hat?

[AlienGirl]

101. Where *did* you leave your hat?

I think it's on the nightstand...

[everythingsxen]

110. Ach!

My boss is gonna kill me! :o

[AlienGirl]

111. Boy, will *that* one be hard to explain...

:P

[everythingsxen]

115. It's amazing how far past 100 this has gone..

No one dares to answer the call...

Maybe they should offer open slots to the public for Liqui-Date. :D

[AlienGirl]

116. I wonder how many people have this thread hidden?

Might be time to jack a pre-existing one!

[everythingsxen]

118. Ah but..

if the thread is hidden from their eyes...

We can say lots of bad things and not get alert hit.

:evilgrin:

[salin]

19. no idea what it is... but it conjours up an image

combine inflatable dolls... with those little creatures that one would put in water in a fish bowl that would then expand and seem to come to life (advertised in comic books back in the 1970s). Sounds like a 'just add water' date...

[everythingsxen]

20. LOL

That is pretty clever..

If Tucker ever replies, you might have an answer...


Or you might just go insane after you learn the terrifying truth! :o

Doom Doom Doom! Doomey Doom Doom!

[everythingsxen]

22. Kick for no readily apparent reason.

:D

[Beaker]

23. that depends...how much liqui-date were you on?

more than two tabs is definitely asking for trouble.

[AlienGirl]

26. Only one episode at a time!

Because...if you tried to be on two you'd make no sense at all!

Tucker

[frogfromthenorth2]

32. TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION

Since I have no idea what the show is about I will answer YES, I would tell everybody I know!!!!!

[SpiralHawk]

43. I pity the fools who don't know what a Liqui-Date is

I pity the fools.

[AlienGirl]

44. I pity those who DO know!

It'll mess ya up! Oh yes, it's got warnings on it like you wouldn't believe! May cause nausea and flamewars, parental discretion advised, not for the taste-endowed, danger thin ice!

Tucker

[everythingsxen]

46. Don't forget,,

CAUTION: Objects are way closer than you think!! :D

[AlienGirl]

47. And:

Flammable!

[everythingsxen]

51. *Best "Dr. Nick" voice*

Don't worry.. nothing bad can happen, this thread is INflammable, so don't worry about that gasoline and open fire. :D

[frogfromthenorth2]

56. Once again: I now declare this thread

DEAD

[AlienGirl]

57. It is not dead!

If you kill it, it will come back, more powerful than you ever imagined...

Tucker

[frogfromthenorth2]

58. Don't have to kill it... It will die from natural cause...

[AlienGirl]

59. Oh no it won't!

That's the whole point!

Tucker

[everythingsxen]

75. Exactly

It is the undying thread.

I would say love can kill the demon, but its not a demon, its undead and that's totally different. This isn't even something as easy as HMHVV or that drek that makes people ghouls. This is the real deal chummer.

[AlienGirl]

78. Undead!

Like vampires! Who suck! They suck and start with V! Like vacuum cleaners! And it all...loops...back! Don't these people SEE IT?!

[everythingsxen]

83. The circle is in your mind...

It is terribly interesting.

I would give a prize to anyone who thinks they totally understands what we are talking about. PM me your answer and you get a suprise. :D

If you are right of course. Who knows, you've probly been right about things before eh?

[AlienGirl]

87. I pity the fool who understands us!

:scared:

[everythingsxen]

89. Well.

At least we understand each other. :evilgrin:

[AlienGirl]

94. Loud and clear, Mr. Vacuum Cleaner Man!

:P *ducks and runs*

[everythingsxen]

113. You can't get away that easily..

You should know that by now. :D

[Capn Sunshine]

66. HAH

some people around here LIVE to keep threads alive for no damn reason.

Not that there's anything wrong with that....

[AlienGirl]

68. But Dorothy, there is a reason...

This thread, you see, is a living allegory! Of how things die and then pop back up when you least expect...

Tucker

[everythingsxen]

82. All too true..

I can't believe I didn't even see it til...

I mean.. uh yeah.. living allegory and all that. Right right. :D

[AlienGirl]

93. And if you told them what would they say?

....discuss!

[everythingsxen]

97. Well..

you know what it would mean for me...

Well what it would have meant for me.

This time though.. they will say "good for you" I hope. :D

[AlienGirl]

98. I was thinking more the disinterested observers,

not the company people!

[everythingsxen]

104. What do you mean?

What do I think the disinterested observers would say?

I think they would say "Dude that's seriously f!@#ed up.".

I think the observers have no idea how far beyond their comprehension of good taste and insanity we are.

[AlienGirl]

105. You're probably right!

For we are...too twisted for words!

[everythingsxen]

114. No I think I could sum up..

how twisted we are in less than a paragraph. Possibly even in the space of one sentance. However, it would definately be a run-on sentance and almost certainly have at least one dangling participle.

[AlienGirl]

117. Eeek!

Don't dangle participles; this water's full of cnidaru!

[Divernan]

119. No yaks or possums were killed or injured in lab testing of Liqui-Date!

NT

[AlienGirl]

120. Liqui-Date was filmed in front of a dead studio audience!

[everythingsxen]

122. Liqui-Date is a M.I.R.V. - Griffon production.

[AlienGirl]

121. What if the cameras follow me into the bathroom?

This *is* a reality show, y'know...

[everythingsxen]

123. Well..

I *always* watch Liqui-Date..

If the cameras followed.. I'd just *have* to keep watching anyway. What a shame. :evilgrin:

[AlienGirl]

124. Eek, they might see me

...taking a bath! :o

[everythingsxen]

125. So?

That would definately get the ratings up for the show!

Besides, everyone should be so lucky to see that sight! (shameless flirtation)

Of course after the bath... there's supposed to be a shower scene...

I dunno if that'll happen though. :evilgrin:

[AlienGirl]

126. Shower scenes are *so* last season!

It's all about bubblebaths now!

[everythingsxen]

127. Hehe

True.. Still.. I think the audience will really like the direction the show is taking.. breaking away from last seasons stereotypical endings. :D

[AlienGirl]

128. Yeah!

Because there's only so many variations on the theme...

[everythingsxen]

129. True..

the audience wants suprise reversal and twists.

I think everyone is gonna like the show. Especially the contestants! :evilgrin:

[AlienGirl]

130. Surprises can be good!

Bubblebaths can be better!

[everythingsxen]

131. They can be...

*very* good.

And bubblebaths can be better..

Oooh what about a suprise while in the bubblebath? :evilgrin:

[AlienGirl]

132. And what kind of surprise might that be?

Should I be scared? Should I throw bubbles?

[everythingsxen]

133. I'm sure you will like it...

:D

[AlienGirl]

134. This thread can die for a while now

It can always reincarnate later!

[AlienGirl]

135. Ruh-roh!

Up it pops again! :D

[everythingsxen]

136. It's funny..

How things keep returning in a circle..

[AlienGirl]

137. It's disturbing

Actually, no, it isn't! It's just weird! And weird is good!

[everythingsxen]

138. Weird is better than good.

It like double plus good with a scoop of chocolate of some sort.

[AlienGirl]

139. And a beer!

A Guinness! Woot!

[everythingsxen]

142. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Guinnesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss :beer:

[AlienGirl]

140. And I'd tell him...

"You're busted, oh yeah, you're so busted, neener neener!"

[everythingsxen]

141. Nooooooooo

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!