Nobody's going to tell you so I will tell you.

[NNadir]

Your fly is open, pal.

I can see your boobs when you bend over, lady.

[Orsino]

1. I'm sorry to have to tell you...

...but I'm not actually a lady.

[NNadir]

2. Well then your fly is open.

[Burma Jones]

3. It's supposed to be.......

[trof]

4. Oh, I thought this was gonna be about halitosis.

"Your best friend won't tell you."
Old Listerine (I think) ad.

[NNadir]

5. I'll get to that later.

I'm not going to recommend listerine. I think this calls for 190 proof alcohol and maybe a blowtorch and some blasting caps.

[trof]

6. I actually put a bottle of Listerine in a co-worker's office mailbox.

Anonymously, because I'm a chickenshit coward.
He had breath that would gag a maggot.

[NNadir]

27. That was you?

Now I'm really angry.

You don't want to see how I'm going to retaliate.

[Arugula Latte]

7. Oh yeah? Well, your epidermis is showing!

Remember that grade school zinger?

[texas1928]

8. You got a booger on your nose.

been there all day.

[NNadir]

9. When were you going to tell me?

After all, I told you to zip up.

[texas1928]

10. Well I thought it would fall off when you rubbed it.

But it just got bigger... turned into the 500 Lb. gorilla. Nobody was going to talk about it.

[Connonym]

11. FYI, we know you can see our boobs

why do you think we do it? :evilgrin:

[NNadir]

12. Well, I'd believe that if I were one of the good looking guys in the picture threads.

But I'm an extremely ugly gnome like thing, except that most gnome are not quite as fat and bald as I am.

I'm sure you are not trying to flash me.

[Radical Activist]

14. You should post here more often.

:)

[miss_american_pie]

13. You can't see

what isn't there. :P

[YellowRubberDuckie]

15. Wow...

I thought I was the only one who did that shit. I've lost a lot of friends because I'm the honest friend. And then I've made a few enemies, not caring telling people their breath stinks. Well, that smell makes me puke. I will wake up my husband in the middle of the night if he breathes on me and it stinks. Smell is my strongest sense.
Also, dude, you have spinach in your teeth.
Duckie

[NNadir]

24. It's not spinach. It's rot.

It looks like spinach because it's dark green rot.

[Roon]

16. Seeing boobs when they bend over

Does that happen often? Like a guy with his fly open? I ask because I was making a delivery and the lady who answered the door bent over to tend to her child and I could see her boobs! Me being a gay man, I had no idea if this was on purpose or not. So, does this happen often?

[NNadir]

21. Oh yeah. I've seen a fair share of boobs in my life time in this way

That said, since you're gay, you probably don't crane your neck as much as I did in the old days.

I recall one time bicycling next to a woman - I didn't know her - we just happened to be on the same path and drooped over the handle bars, her shirt caught the wind and inflated. I was riding a little behind her. She was braless and from my perspective for a good five minutes, she may as well have been topless.

I recall it because I was young at the time - in my twenties - and she was very beautiful. I felt like a peeping tom in some way, and I guess on some level I was. I certainly didn't avert my eyes.

I do think that it can be deliberate when women let 'em hang out. My wife "inadvertantly" flashed me a few times before we starting going out. It gave me the right signal. Lucky for me, I followed up on it.

[NC_Nurse]

17. There's toilet paper on your shoe...

:D

[NNadir]

22. Thanks for pointing that out. I'm so embarrassed.

[cwydro]

18. You wanna see boobs

you should see my boss...she just LOVES to flaunt them. I worry about those puppies getting loose. OMG...who let the dogs out...!

[KamaAina]

19. You've got a piece of spinach stuck between your teeth.

I hope it hasn't been there since that E. coli scare :P

[NNadir]

23. It's not spinach. It's rot.

It looks like spinach though.

[ornotna]

20. As my mother used to say

Your compact is open and your lipstick is showing. Mom was a hoot.

[crim son]

25. Don't move!

There's a hornet caught in your hair :scared:

One of my greatest horrors because as a child I stepped on a hornet's nest and was attacked by the angry critters. Ugh.

[Aristus]

26. Aw man! NEVER tell a woman her boobs are hanging out!

She might hitch up, and what then, hmm?

Sheesh! :eyes: