Jessica Simpson forgets lyrics, almost loses dress at Kennedy Center event

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Lyric mishap:

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/sfgate/detail?blogid=7&entry_id=11522

Wardrobe malfunction:

http://www.nbc4.tv/entertainment/10460622/detail.html

[spillthebeans]

1. it won't impress Britney

[Shakespeare]

2. Unbelievable. You're asked to perform at the KENNEDY CENTER, and you can't...

...memorize the lyrics to ONE FUCKING SONG? She even had cue cards, and still couldn't get it right.

She's not a bright girl, is she.

[Ariana Celeste]

3. I'd love to see a video of that.

Can't stand her, or her sister.

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4. Probably it will show up on YouTube within a day or two.

[cwydro]

5. Or her father, for that matter...

[peekaloo]

6. *giggle*

maybe the evil cue card person slipped in one that said "show us your teats and forget the words"....:rofl:

[QMPMom]

7. It's not the first time she has had a wardrobe malfunction.

She was opening for a very famous singer a few years ago and, unfortunately, she was pantiless and her jeans split from front to back. She ran off stage where her *mother* peeled out of her jeans and Jessica put them on and then went on with the show and her mother was left jeans-less.

[Alexander]

8. This RA I hooked up with briefly LOVED Ashlee Simpson.

We were sitting in my living room listening to a King Crimson record of mine and discussing music, and she said "I love Ashlee Simpson, and don't understand why everybody hates her so much."

I tried to be as neutral and conciliatory as I could be, but when she blurted out "What is this music? It's just noise!" I couldn't stand it any more.

She wanted to have sex but I adamantly refused (after all, I do have principles), and she left the next morning. We never spoke again.

:evilgrin:

[Ikonoklast]

10. Listening to the screeching of Simpson the Lesser

technically qualifies as torture. I would chew my leg off to get away from listening to that inane caterwauling.

King Crimson invented an entire art form.

[Skittles]

11. I hear you Alexander

I broke up with a guy when I was in high school after he opined that Jimi Hendrix was "overrated". Some things are just BLASPHEMOUS.

[baldguy]

9. Sorry, brain damage is not sexy.