So Whose Kids Will Be Most Screwed Up?

[Virginia Dare]

[MrCoffee]

1. Michael Jackson's.

Suri Cruise won't be able to come near the level of screwed up that MJ's kids will achieve.

[Phillycat]

7. AGREE. nt

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

11. That's too normal.

Having screwed up kids is exactly what you'd expect Michael Jackson to do.

Thus, his kids are going to be perfectly normal.

[reyd reid reed]

2. That's a no-brainer...

mine, of course. After all, with me for a mother, what chance do they have?

:shrug:

[mzteris]

3. Barbara Bush. . . n/t

[BarenakedLady]

4. Mine

of course. Just look at their fucked up momma. Poor rugrats never had a chance.

[miss_american_pie]

5. Hey

Stop that.

:hug:

[Phillycat]

6. I believe the word you're looking for is "screwn".

[Kerrytravelers]

8. Bwwwwaaaaahhhhh !!!!!!!!

:rofl:

[Virginia Dare]

9. Hey, quit casting asparagus!...n/t

[youthere]

10. I nominate the fundie lady down the road...

She makes her kids pray before they bathe so God will forgive them for their "sinful nakedness".She can't figure out why her 9 year old is pulling the hair out of his eyebrows and eating it. :eyes: You can't tell me those kids wouldn't be better off with any ONE of the celebs listed above.

[Midlodemocrat]

12. Mine. Especially TeenMidlo who I am hiding from matcom.

the other two, well let's just say that their college funds can also be used for therapy, 'k?