I am wearing yoga pants, a tank top, no bra. Coated in flour. And the doorbell rings. Guess who?

[eyesroll]

If you guessed "Jehovah's Witnesses," you win a lovely gift from the Broyhill collection.

I only opened the door because they didn't look like Jehovah's Witnesses -- they look like they could have been cops, actually.

No, I don't want a fucking copy of the Watchtower.

:grr:

[Perky]

1. coated in flour?

[eyesroll]

2. I'm baking.

I was coated in shortening for ahwile too.

[Perky]

3. Wow now that would be convenient for other things.....LOL

[Poiuyt]

5. Why are you baking yourself?

Oh, I get it. You're making an "eyes roll."

[Left Is Write]

4. Oddly enough, I am wearing no bra either.

(Corduroy jeans, sweater, vintage apron)

I doubt the JWs will be here today.

[trof]

7. Neither am I.

:-)

[gmoney]

6. Hope you flashed them...

"Witness THESE!"

[NMDemDist2]

8. ROFL wouldn't that have been a hoot(er) !! n/t

[Schema Thing]

10. I so wish people would have done that to me

when I was a witness.

Hell, I wish more people would have simply argued with me; I might have broken free sooner.

[swag]

9. I thought you were gonna say

flvegan.

[cwydro]

11. I'm not even wearing a shirt.

Witnesses have a rough time down here in the Keys.:evilgrin: