List dishes to take to a republican Thanksgiving dinner

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For example:

Appetizer: Plate of sour grapes
Entree: Old Gizzards Stew
Side dish: Potatoes that took a "thumpin"
Dessert: Yellowcake

[texanwitch]

1. Don't forget a pie made of Crow.

:)

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2. sort of like this?

[Ms_Dem_Meanor]

11. good one!!!

:yourock: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :applause:

[Hugin]

26. For sure, a heapn' helpn' of CROW! nt

[Shine]

3. How 'bout a nice bottle of wine to share together?

how 'bout Peaceful Pumpkin Pie? :shrug:

Let's build bridges with our Republican brothers and sisters, and move forward in new ways.

My two cents...:hi:

[texanwitch]

6. That would be nice but with Bush in the White House I don't know if

that is possible.

We can hope.

[Shine]

8. I will always HOPE for Peace and Reconciliation.

I just wanted to make the point that the Us and Them mentality doesn't get us very far.

The truth is, we're all connected, whether we want to admit it or not. We must learn to work together.

[jgraz]

4. Don't forget a nice, big cup of Shut The Fuck Up

[philosophie_en_rose]

12. with a can of whoop ass on the side.

:bounce:

[mykpart]

5. Humble pie.

All white meat turkey.
White bread

[Kat 333]

24. Lots of Pumpkins with NO stems ...

As right eous and religious as they are, surely, the humble pie is going to be in great demand. The pumpkin variety comes with whip ass cream or a tawdry topping (a Cheney family favorite) that Lynne & Dick (as an inside joke) named based on their perception of their daughters lifestyle.

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7. I forgot one: Creamed Corn

[Rabrrrrrr]

13. I always bring my own. The theater's is too crunchy.

:rofl:

[deucemagnet]

9. Roasted chickenhawk

and a lame duck.

[KitchenWitch]

10. A spirit of compassion

They are now where we were for so long.

[Rabrrrrrr]

14. A big bottle of salt for the wounds.

[azmouse]

15. Pretzels and falafel

[tinfoil tiaras]

16. Crushed Chickpeas (hummus)

and SMASHED potatoes...hehe

[spindrifter]

17. Spotted Dick.

Yes--it's one of those steamed puddings and the currants/raisins are the spots.

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18. Didn't anyone remember to bring a barf bag for Poppa Bush?

[KamaAina]

19. Beverage: Kool-Aid

and plenty of it! :P

[La Lioness Priyanka]

20. crow.

[LynneSin]

21. How about a pile of steaming shit

which is wht I think of them. My cats will provide the materials needed

[sleepyhead]

22. Fake plastic turkey

Serve while wearing a fake flight jacket.

[jobycom]

23. Flvegan and I came up with a dish

You stuff a chicken inside a lame duck inside a spineless turkey inside an ostritch with its head in the sand, and you roast it. It's called a George Bush.

[SOteric]

25. Pupu Platter.