From whom do I collect my prizes in support of converting folks to the "gay agenda"?

[IdaBriggs]

My husband is a committed Lesbian, and I've got commitments from the husbands of several other friends that they, too, are Lesbians. Also, what is the appropriate word for we women who want to join the Gay Agenda who are fixated on Men?

If I understood the rules correctly, I'm probably due a toaster oven at the moment, but I'm willing to keep working at things until I get my free trip to Hawaii. (How many conversions is that?)

I'm very much looking forward to some Holiday Cheer with this topic with some of my husband's family. My father-in-law doesn't know it yet, but he's going to join the Gay Agenda by the end of the year!!!

:evilgrin:

[IndyBob]

1. If you gotta ask

You are obviously not qualified to collect. :)

Prize winning is limited to a very select and dedicated group of folks. Sorry to burst your bubble.

Ralph Nader is investigating the trip to Hawaii thing. It appears this promotion was rigged to be won by a pre-selected group of queens from Peoria, IL. A class action suit may be pending.

[IdaBriggs]

5. But, but, there was an entire thread in the lounge about this weeks ago!

(wail) I have been working very hard. Sniff. Sniff. Hmmm. Guess I'll just have to join that class action suit!

:evilgrin:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

2. Your husband isn't a lesbian. He's a straight man.

There's no such thing as the gay agenda, but those who support equal rights are called "straight allies."

And you don't get a toaster unless you become a real lesbian.

[IdaBriggs]

6. Hah! It was talked about Very Extensively in the Lounge a few weeks ago!

When you join the Gay Agenda, there are PRIZES and EVERYTHING! I read it, so it *MUST* be true!

ON EDIT: Quit trying to ruin my fun with reality! And my husband is too a Lesbian -- a very dedicated one!

[Skittles]

3. it's toasters and savings bonds

I think Big Gay Al and Sparky are the prize holders; don't be fooled by the "trip to Hawaii" schtick - it's implied that is the ultimate prize but those gay bastids never deliver

[xchrom]

4. now, now -- i personally have taken three ''str8'' boys to hawaii.

[zanne]

8. Are we talking about a four-slot toaster? nt

[Deja Q]

7. Here's a toaster deserving of his qualifications:

[zanne]

9. You're the baddest, HynoToad. nt

[Deja Q]

12. But in a good way, I hope!

:rofl:

[IdaBriggs]

10. ROFLMAO!!! I've GOT to get me one of those!!! (In honor of my hubby,

of course!)

:rofl:

[Guava Jelly]

11. I was dubbed an honorary lesbian but i am not sure if i still am

I hope so..Although i haven't yet learned the secret handshake

[davsand]

13. I'm a political lesbian with an unfortunate fondness for male anatomy...

Can somebody get a toaster for having recruited me?

If so, who gets the toaster? Would it be the men or would it be the women who awakened my inner political lesbian?

My husband is really starting to wonder if he's getting a toaster, and I have no answers for him. This whole prize/contest thing really has me confused...

:shrug:



Laura