If we could harvest all the useless people as food, instead of cows

[Taverner]

Would K-Fed be at the top of the list?

[datasuspect]

1. what would you serve with k-fed?

and would his meat make a good pan gravy.

[Taverner]

2. Popozao Rice of course

[Xipe Totec]

20. I saw Popozao and read Pozole

Mexican soup made with hominy, pork, and cow's stomachs.

Sounds disgusting but it's actually great.

[cwydro]

3. Cheney, Coulter..

That WOULD make it easy to give up RED meat.

[datasuspect]

5. technically, human meat

is supposed to be a lot like pork.

the other other white meat if you will.

[cwydro]

17. Erk

I am glad I don't eat any of it right now....

[Dangerously Amused]

25. No, much greasier.

Even the scavenger insects won't eat it.

[flvegan]

4. Only if they're useless vegans.

No need turning plant calories into cow calories into people calories. That's just crazy!!

Besides, we taste better.

[LeftyMom]

8. Well, that's the rumor.

:evilgrin:

[Taverner]

9. Ahhhh but we need the vegans around to throw blood at us

That's what you guys do all day right? :)

:sarcasm:

[flvegan]

12. It's the great vegan conundrum...

Blood, being an animal product, shouldn't be used for such things. But then, nothing gets such perfect airtime and splatter formation as pure blood.

I need to write that one down.

[LeftyMom]

15. Well, when we're not stopping important, life-saving scientific research like

the dissection of the brains of gay sheep (yes really) and killing puppies for fun, sometimes we fling animal products at people. As a matter of fact, I have an appointment to go fling hunks of gouda at people wearing leather shoes at three today. ;)

[MrCoffee]

18. how do you tell if a sheep is gay?

:shrug:

[LeftyMom]

21. They asked farmers to donate any male sheep they observed humping other male sheep.

If I recall correctly. Then they tried to "fix" them with hormones and examined their brains.

[MrCoffee]

6. soylent green is people!

[datasuspect]

7. "tuesday is soylent green day"

made from sea plankton, MY ASS!

[MrCoffee]

11. as long as you throw some ranch on there, it's all good in da hood.

[datasuspect]

13. ranch solves everything

is there anything it can't do?

it's the official beverage of texas doncha know.

[Little Wing]

10. Sloppy Joe?

[NewWaveChick1981]

14. K-Fed has no nutritional value. He's pretty much useless all the way around.

:rofl:

[AllegroRondo]

16. Today on Iron Chef - the secret ingredient is Soylent Green

but how would it taste in the ice cream machine?

[Xipe Totec]

19. Human flesh is not fit for human consumption

being a top predator means we collect all the poisons, pesticides and carcinogens consumed by our prey. As a result, we could not (and have not) passed FDA guidelines.

Technically, our carcasses should be disposed of as bio-hazardous material, but social convention has ruled otherwise.

:shrug:

[Taverner]

22. Hmmm so if we eat a human who ate a cow

Who then ate other cow as feed....we're talking walking cyanide here?

[Xipe Totec]

23. Exactly!

every link in the food chain concentrates fat soluble poisons by factor of 10.

Consider, then, that we eat salmon, tuna, bass, and trout, all of which are predatory fish. Salmon in particular is a predator of predators...

:scared:

[Richard Steele]

24. No, I run those numbers once a year. They are a 3-day meat supply, at best.

YES, there are alot of them who serve no useful purpose,
and I honestly have no problem with eating them.

But the average "USELESS human" has only 1/20th the directly-consumable
biomass as the average cow, and is much harder to catch.

Not to mention that COWS almost never travel with armed
bodyguards.
Taking down a 120-lb K-fed will produce almost
750 lbs of fresh "bodyguard" as a by-product, on average.
And, frankly, the average "hollywood bodyguard" is so full
of chemical additives as to be almost inedible.

[Redstone]

26. "Soylent Green is people!"

Redstone