Going to Hell. Need tips and hints.

[Deep13]

Next spring I'm going to the infernal underworld for the first time.

I can't travel very freely, 'cause I'll be on a group thing. Lake of Fire, Tormentville and Hall of the Damned are on the agenda, as well as others.

Any seasoned sinners have tips for the uninitiated?

[matcom]

1. try the Veal

[Hugin]

2. Do. Not. Step. Off. The. Path.

Otherwise, it'll be a ball.

Oh, yeah... Don't wave at anyone you see you might know there.

[Patiod]

3. say hello to Lee Atwater for us

:hi:

[datasuspect]

4. don't miss the sea of blasphemies

or the inner ring of the 9th circle.

fucking awesome!

[Deep13]

13. oh, I gotta check out Lost Souls Mall.

[Xipe Totec]

38. It's called the Houston Galleria

Yes, that's a skating rink in the center; a frozen chunk of ice in the center of hell.

[rhiannon55]

5. I hear the hot springs

are awesome. Clothing optional, too.:evilgrin:

[lildreamer316]

39. I would actually think..

that hell would be a place where everyone was completely covered up so you could not see anything about them at all. Total frustration.

[pdx_prog]

6. Try the Olive Garden there...

I hear it's fabulous!

[Courtesy Flush]

7. Wear short sleeves!

Wow, I think this is the first time a copy-cat copied me

[Hugin]

8. It's quite the honor.

:thumbsup:

[BarenakedLady]

9. Look me up

While you are down there. We'll have brunch.

[Deep13]

12. I'll bet everything is deep fried there.

:-(

[BarenakedLady]

15. I would imagine so

Maybe they make a mean grilled cheese sandwich though. :shrug:

I'm sure the freedom fries are quite tasty too.

[seemunkee]

18. except the ribs

They're boiled

[redwitch]

10. sunscreen.

:-) Actually, an asbestos suit would be best.

[liberalpress]

16. I'm not so sure..

In January the Democrats will control both houses of Congress... I'd take a parka1

[SteppingRazor]

11. Could you check in on the fabulous mansion I'm having built...

just above the frigid 8th layer of Maelbolge?

Oh, and check out the 9th layer. Lucifer keeps eating Judas' head, and it keeps growing back! Awesome!

[cobalt1999]

14. a few Larsons...

[yvr girl]

17. DON'T buy a 1-way ticket

You can't book a return from there.

[youthere]

19. dress in layers

[BikeWriter]

20. Don't hurry there!

[Sanity Claws]

21. You need a handbasket

If you can't find one, let me know and I'll try to help you weave one.

[blondeatlast]

22. I thought all of the United States was? Did I miss a memo

or are you all trying to tell me something by NOT telling me?

Hmm?

[MrCoffee]

23. Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate

[Xipe Totec]

24. Order the Mussels fra Diablo

they're wicked good!

[QMPMom]

25. If you see a red-haired woman with green eyes and freckles....

avoid her. She makes Satan seem like a pussycat.

[redwitch]

28. Helen Blazes?

:-)

[QMPMom]

29. Nah. My biological-so-called-mother.

[redwitch]

30. Oh.

So sorry! You can pick your friends...

[IronLionZion]

26. Don't forget the handbasket

[conscious evolution]

27. plenty of antiperspirant

Little on the warm side there.

[hedgehog]

31. Don't make waves.

[ohiosmith]

32. Don't drink the water. OH! WAIT! There is NO water.

[u4ic]

33. Don't worry - it's a 'dry' heat

:P

[Road Scholar]

34. Take plenty of icewater. eom

[trof]

35. Take the Nomex underwear, for sure.

All of our fire resistant Nomex underwear, hoods and socks are made here in the U.S.A. They are all approved and fireproof SFI 3.3 rated, so they are perfect for racing as well as military uses and tours of HELL.

(We ship worldwide and to all AP, APO addresses etc. and we have active vendor status with the CCR 'Central Contractor Registration,' so we can immediately fulfill orders for government contracts.) Our hoods now come in black as well as white.

[hedgehog]

36. But are they itchy?

My husband wears the fireproof clothes but he can't take the fire proof underwear. It's just too itchy.

[Dukkha]

37. common tourist predator to watch out for

someone may come along and ask you to help them push a boulder up a hill.
Don't Do It!!!

don't listen to their sob stories like their car broke down, or they need medicine, or they just got out of the hospital. It's a big trick. trust me!

[Callalily]

40. Wear asbestos!

[sarge43]

41. Take earplugs

It's fairly noisy, the screaming and lamenting ya know.

[cwydro]

42. DO NOT

try the hot wings.

[Bodineian]

43. Relieved To Know Yer In No Hurry

Going for the whirlwind tour or the eternity package?

[wildhorses]

44. are you riding shotgun?

tell the dirver to hang a left and maybe you can take a detour :shrug: