Would-be kidnapper shoots own left testicle, police say, then nails left calf

[Cannikin]

WICHITA, Kan. - A botched kidnapping ended with one of the assailants shooting himself in the groin, Wichita police said.

The man had just stuck the gun back into his waistband when it fired, shooting him in the left testicle. He cringed, causing the gun to fire again and strike him in the left calf.

When the shooting ended, the 23-year-old man managed to walk himself into the hospital for treatment, police said. He and his two accomplices, ages 18 and 20, were arrested for aggravated attempted kidnapping and conspiracy to obstruct justice.
The men were attempting to kidnap a teen in a dispute over stereo speakers, police said.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15737511/

[Generic Brad]

1. That's why guns should be holstered

I cringe every time I see an actor lodge their weapons in their waistbands. Those things accidentally go off in real life.

And I just thought of a tasteless thing to say regarding the situation you reported on that I am self editing so your thread does not get locked. I am choosing to defer to some other low brow wit to say it instead of me.

[Initech]

2. Sounds quite painful!

:yoiks:

[PVnRT]

3. Anyone ever seen "The Hard Way"

James Woods to Michael J. Fox: "Take that gun out of your pants before you shoot your dick off."