you're stranded on an island with limbaugh, hannity and coulter and there's no food...

[Gato Moteado]

which one do you eat first?

[TOhioLiberal]

1. That's gross...

I chose Limbaugh. More meat.:hide:

[sleepyhead]

2. More meat, but

too much drug residue.

[TOhioLiberal]

3. Guess it would be...

...Sean 'Baby Jesus' Hannity then. Coulter's a little too stringy.

[Hugin]

20. Yeah, Eating Coulter would be like eating a Jack Rabbit...

They take more energy to catch than they're worth.

[Gato Moteado]

4. hmmmmm....might be like eating mushrooms.

coulter would probably be the nastiest, gamiest meat of the bunch.

limbaugh would be like veal, since he's just a fat ass that sits immobilized in a chair all day.

i guess they're all gonna taste like pork since they're pigs.

[fudge stripe cookays]

26. Limbaugh...the NEW white meat!

:D

:puke:

[deadparrot]

5. There's certainly more of him, but wouldn't it all be fat?

:puke:

[AlCzervik]

6. if the island has a volcano i throw myself in.

[blondeatlast]

13. Drowning oneself would be a viable option. Psycho is another one. nt

[SlavesandBulldozers]

21. lol!

[L A Woman]

7. I'd eat my own appendages n/t

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

8. It would have to be Hannity.

Rush would be greasy and full of Oxycontin, like eating a drug-soaked walrus; and Annie would be like beef jerky marinated in gin. But Sean would probably taste like poorly-dressed venison, mainly because he's just such a mean bastard.

Actually, I think I would end up gnawing tree bark or something rather than go near those ghouls... :puke:

[YellowRubberDuckie]

9. With as violent and nasty as all of them are...

They'd probably eat me first.
Duckie

[Xipe Totec]

10. Coulter, for practical reasons

The other two will keep longer.

[S n o w b a l l]

11. I'd use them as chum....

....then kill the sharks to eat.

[Gato Moteado]

14. sharks don't eat garbage like that

nt

[Little Wing]

12. Eat Hannity, use Coulters bones and Limbaugh's skin to make

tent to shield from the sun and rain.

[asthmaticeog]

15. Like you'd get a chance to move before Limbaugh ate YOU.

:eyes:

[merh]

16. excellent point!

:thumbsup:






If I found myself in that position, I'd throw myself from a cliff or swim out into the ocean until I couldn't go any more and I drowned.

[Patiod]

34. So true!

bugs bunny voice: "Democrats is practically chickens"

[pink-o]

17. Thank Gawd I'm a vegetarian.

...I would have to move to the other side of the island and set up camp under a big mango tree--breaking off a branch to defend myself from those disgusting cannibals!

[wildhorses]

18. best reason i've seen to go vegetarian, yet!!

momma told me not to get on this boat!!

[Hugin]

22. ...A two hour cruise... A twooo houuur cruise...

I'm with you little buddy... Pass the coconut cream pie!

[sarge43]

19. None of them.

I chew off my own leg or starve to death first. Those creatures are toxic.

[peekaloo]

23. I die hungry. My last words to them: EAT ME RAW!

}(

[last_texas_dem]

24. Hannity

He looks the healthiest. Plus, if he were in the same situation, he seems like the one who'd have the easiest time justifying cannibalism. So it's only fair...

[texanwitch]

25. Could I cook them first, with lots of BBQ sauce..

BBQ sauce would hide the taste of Republican.

[NewWaveChick1981]

27. Grind Limpballs up and smoke him.... if you dare...

:rofl: Use Coultergeist for kindling and roast Insanity over the fire... Definitely not a very satisfying meal, though... You'll have bad hallucinations of grandeur if you smoke Rush, and you'll have an urge to throw up (why else do we call them Repukes? :P) if you do the rest...

[meow2u3]

28. I'd eat Limbaugh....

but first, I'd have to trim the fat :evilgrin: Also, he serves as an alternative to painkillers

[Gato Moteado]

29. limbaugh lurks here....you just know he will see this thread....

...i can hear that dumb, fat nazi right now:

"yes, ladies and gentlemen, i was just perusing the democratic underground, that nest of the worst sort of liberals in our country. and, yes, my friends, my worst fears have been confirmed...they are indeed godless cannibals."

[Deep13]

30. Limbaugh.

Coulter can fatten up on him and then on Hannity before it is her turn. Gawd! and to think we are what we eat.

[Katina]

31. Coulter, before she disappears!

the other two have enough fat to last a while..she's already starving.

[av8rdave]

32. They would all be better used as bait or fertilizer

Though all the drugs in Limbaugh's system would certainly be harmful to whatever you caught/grew with it.

[warrens]

33. Pigboy, of course

Stuff an apple in his mouth and slow roast him. Alive.

[pdx_prog]

35. Hannity is a pussy....

He would be the easy kill. A little "leg of Hannity" roasting over an open flame. Is there herbs on this Island?

Maybe after eating Hannity and Rush, Coulter would fatten up and look decent enough to fulfill that "other" primitive urge.....

Nah, just kidding..."whack the bitch"....