I guarantee to continue making you miserable - I promise not to leave.

[Rabrrrrrr]

No matter how many times you beg me, no matter how many thousands Skinner sends me in reverse-donations.

Out of pure spite and an enraged, perhaps even insane, addiction to malice, I stay here; I stay, and mete out utter despair upon and into and within your otherwise good lives with the unbridled, unquenchable aggression of my ichorous and chthonic on-line malfeasance.

So no, I will not be leaving. Not any time soon. Not even unto your great-grandchildren's great-grandchildren's generation.

[ForrestGump]

1. Damn

And I can't leave. I just couldn't bear the thought of all these lovely DU women, inconsolable in their grief, stumbling around in black mourning clothes looking like extras from the Sicilian scenes in the Godfather movies. I mean, I have a lot of responsibility here, you know...

[BarenakedLady]

11. Yes you do

I can't wear black though, as that would be clothing...maybe just the veil.

[ForrestGump]

17. Just the veil

would most definitely work. :D

:loveya:

[TheBaldyMan]

2. for gods sake go now! and neverrrrr post again

btw whats ichorus and chthonic mean?

[matcom]

3. fine. i'll just BAN you

i'll try and come up with something witty after more coffeeeeeee ;)

[Rabrrrrrr]

10. Ah, yes, of course. Because it's only a lack of coffee that makes you unwitty.

:eyes:

[Midlodemocrat]

4. *whew* Thank God.

I was up all night worrying about just this issue.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

5. i was going to post a thread earlier this week stating that the world is going to end

because you began to sound all mushy after the dems won. i guesss world is back to normal.

:hi:

[mainegreen]

6. Skinner sends you reverse-donations?

Hey, need an apprentice? That's a handy skill!

[wildhorses]

7. i find comfort in yourrrrrrrrrr words of perversity--

and i will hunt you down and put you in a room of thomas kincaide pictures if you did leave!!

[MissMillie]

8. and I was so looking forward to using your parking space

:silly:

[Rabrrrrrr]

9. That parking space is claimed in my name, by me, until our sun is dead

and our world lies an empty, lifeless shell of cold rock spiraling to its ultimate demise in cosmic conflagration.

[XemaSab]

12. Any what are you going to do if I park my Sherman tank there?

Tow it? :P

[Rabrrrrrr]

15. I shall have you, and the tank, transmogrified into weasels

and subsequently hunted down and burned to death by slack-jawed rednecked arsonists who will then rape your charred, lifeless bodies, as your soul is trapped within, unable to escape, suffering an eternity of torment and suffering.

[azmouse]

13. Wow!

I am sooo looking forward to that. Where can I get tickets? :evilgrin:

[BarenakedLady]

14. Excellent

because I just don't get enough unbridled, unquenchable aggression of ichorous and chthonic on-line malfeasance.

[SOteric]

16. Not deciduous? Who'd have guessed.

:hi: