So a girl I know wants to open up a quick service taco restaurant

[IronLionZion]

and she wants to call it Tara's Tasty Taco. :evilgrin: :bounce:

What can I tell her is wrong with this without explaining it in obvious terms?

[matcom]

1. YES!! YES!! YES!!

i FULLY SUPPORT her taco :bounce:

[IronLionZion]

2. Hehe, I thought you might.

and no, I haven't tasted her taco. ;)

[Midlodemocrat]

17. *sighs, places YET another call to Mrs.Matcom about your behavior*

[Elidor]

28. I KNEW I'd find you in here!

:rofl:

[idgiehkt]

3. I think she'll make a fortune.

I personally will never forget the name of her restaurant and I don't even know her. She won't even have to pay for advertising. It's a win/win situation.

[IronLionZion]

4. And you are a woman, and that is always a good sign.

:evilgrin:

[Divameow77]

5. Why wouldn't she call it

Tara's Tasty TacoS? But then it would lose its appeal to matcom...

[cautiouslywaiting]

6. Don't tell her anything.

Lol it's a great name ;)

[Whoa_Nelly]

7. Sure hope she expands her menu to include...

The Dig Deep Taco Bowl

and

Tara's Favorite Fat Burrito

:rofl:

With a restaurant name like hers, she has a lot of menu item naming options! :evilgrin:

[AllegroRondo]

8. And the spokesman/mascot will be Colonel Angus.

Because dining with Colonel Angus is a great time.

[IronLionZion]

10. I'm not sure if tossed salads are on the menu

:evilgrin:

[cleofus1]

9. mmmmmmmmmmmmmm......

will fish tacos be on the menu...this will complete the circle...

[IronLionZion]

11. actually yes

fish tacos are surprisingly tasty ;)

[cleofus1]

12. they are

and many people actually make these...i use halibut myself...cod in a pinch,

[youthere]

27. Fish tacos rock.

Especially served with fresh homemade salsa.

[Whoa_Nelly]

13. Can just see her logo sign now....

[IronLionZion]

29. Oh wow, that's a nice pic! thanks nt

[Whoa_Nelly]

31. Let me know if she wants it

It's my own design

[IronLionZion]

32. yeah actually, do you mind if I send it to her?

I see you have it on photobucket so I could just download it.

[Whoa_Nelly]

35. Sent you a PM

Check your mailbox :hi:

[madinmaryland]

14. IBTL!!

:hide:

[Deja Q]

15. IBTL!

:rofl:

[Name removed]

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[nini]

19. Taco means something else?!?!?!??!!!!!!!111111111

:evilgrin:

[Whoa_Nelly]

33. Double Entendres (two meanings referencing the same thing)

Mae West was the Queen of Double Entendre.
Is that a pistol in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?

Double standards occur when a standard is applied more leniently to one group than another.
Her father allowed her brothers to drive at age sixteen, but not her because he believed girls her age needed to stay at home.

...just sayin'... :hi:

[Name removed]

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[Whoa_Nelly]

37. 'scuse me

I was reading your post incorrectly :hi:

[Zomby Woof]

38. I edited my reply

I went back and forth on double-entendre and metaphor before posting...

In any event... I made my point. :-)

[William Bloode]

18. Will there be Tuna tacos on the menu?

:blush:

[johnnie]

20. I'll go..LOL

That reminds me of a woman I knew who wondered why she was attracting a bunch of "freaks" to her Yahoo account, and I had to point out that maybe she should take "I like water sports" off of her profile.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

21. Awesome name for a taco place.

It'll get people talking and word of mouth is the best advertising.

[Initech]

22. She would make the Daily Show for that one!

I laughed my ass off watching Rob Corddry's "Pink Taco" segment! :popcorn:

[AllegroRondo]

24. And who can forget the small town "cooter festival"

I think Stephen Colbert hosted that segment.

"Can you catch any diseases from playing with a cooter?"

[anarch]

23. and what exactly is "wrong" with this name?

I'd say it's marketing genius.

[ElboRuum]

25. Don't say anything! That's BRILLIANT!

The curiosity traffic alone will probably make her a brazillionaire.

[youthere]

26. ADORABLE

How can you go wrong with a name like that? Clever.Alliterative.And just the slightest bit "naughty".

I would totally go with it.

[KitchenWitch]

30. Waaaaaaayyyy too much double entendre!

:evilgrin:

[ContraBass Black]

34. Just the title of your post says enough

Without even going into the body. :P

[buddhamama]

39. Locking...

Sincerely,
buddhamama- DU Mod