I wanna be berated

[leftofthedial]

how obnoxious do I have to be to get your goat?

[taterguy]

1. Your nic sucks

It's based on a total lie

[leftofthedial]

8. it's clinton's fault

[buddhamama]

2. it takes a lot to set me off

obnoxiousness i can handle. it'd be a different story if you were a meanie. a racist. a homophobe. the obvious stuff, you get the picture.

[leftofthedial]

5. I'm a homonym

does that count?

[Guava Jelly]

3. what a piece of crap you are!!!

I bet you can't even split an atom..Or fly the Space Shuttle..sheeeeeesh!
:rofl:

[leftofthedial]

6. I may not be able to split an atom,

but I've started a few chain reactions in my time

[trof]

4. I don't have a goat.

I've wanted a goat for a long time, but Miz t. always puts the kybosh on it.
:-(

But let's say I DID have a goat.
If you got my goat you'd be guilty of goat rustling.
And you'd probably be branded as a goat roper, to boot.
Not a very good thing.

I don't know what the penalty is for goat rustling.
But it's probably punishable by a hefty fine and possibly some serious time in the cooler.
Think about it.

I also don't know if goat roping is a punishable offense, but I do know they're not thought very highly of.

Please reconsider.

[leftofthedial]

7. is there beer in the cooler?

I'm thinking about it.