Look...about this whole Kerry thing...

[WilliamPitt]

Bush is getting his morning briefing on the war in Iraq, when Rumsfeld reports that, "Three Brazilian soldiers were killed yesterday."

Bush goes white and looks extremely distraught. Rumsfeld pauses for a moment, but when Bush starts looking even worse, he asks, "Are you alright, Mr. President?"

Bush says, "That's just terrible, awful. This is horrible."

Stunned at Bush's reaction, Rumsfeld pauses in silence.

Finally, Bush asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

[LSK]

1. I dare you to post this in GD

Just like that.

:popcorn:

[MrCoffee]

5. I double dog dare you!

[mainegreen]

2. You bastard! I expected better from you!

I expected better!
:cry:

[youthere]

3. Booooo! Hisssssss!!

I'll bet you don't have the rocks to post this in GD.:evilgrin:

[MrCoffee]

4. oh sure, post this in the Lounge where it's safe...

let's see you post this in GD.

[kmla]

6. A few words came to mind when I read this post.

Most of them rhyme with 'brother trucker'.

[Arugula Latte]

12. Hmmm ...

:think:

I know! It must be "other ducker."

[Annces]

7. My brother told me a similar joke a few months ago

It must be making the rounds.

[ghostsofgiants]

8. Hahaha, that's funnier than you realize.

[LSK]

9. i dont think its made the rounds here yet

Will have to be posted another 23048239058190345890185918469028901890468901634980 times here 1st.

:evilgrin:

[billyskank]

10. Better get the broccoli fairy on the case

[SOteric]

11. Dude!

[Parche]

13. brazil

Is he going to apologize to Brazil???

[LSK]

14. kick

:popcorn:

[Sugar Smack]

15. You SUCK!!

:rofl:

[xchrom]

16. sigh -- the waste of a good click.

[fizzgig]

17. rat bastid

;)

[cwydro]

18. damn

got me again!:rofl: