My inner thighs are twitching.

[LaraMN]

It's just from exercising, but it WON'T QUIT, and it's annoying. Who's got the magic remedy?

[billyskank]

1. I am predicting many views for this thread

:hi:

[LaraMN]

4. We shall see...

:P

[swimboy]

22. My first thought too!

Actually thought something else first, but it was my SECOND thought!

Hi, charming billy! :hi:

[billyskank]

31. Hi there Mr. swim!

Nice to see you! :hi:

[dpbrown]

26. 262 views (of LaraMN's thighs?) so far...

...and counting...

:popcorn:

[matcom]

2. ears

wrap them around my ears :rofl:

:hide:

[LaraMN]

12. No way. Your head is like sputnik,

sperical but quite pointy in parts.

:crazy:

[mainegreen]

3. Um, er, ah, ooh. I'm afraid to post anything in this thread, with a title like that.

[LaraMN]

16. Chickeeeeen!

[ScreamingMeemie]

5. eat a banana...

That was my grandma's advice for everything. :hi:

[billyskank]

6. I have had two already today

I must be doing so well by now. :D

:hug:

[ScreamingMeemie]

30. My grandma would be so very proud of you.

:hug: :loveya:

[billyskank]

32. And what about her granddaughter?

:loveya: :hug:

:hi:

[ScreamingMeemie]

33. Her granddaughter already was...

:hi: :hug: :loveya: :hug: :loveya: :hug: :loveya: :hug: :loveya: :hug:

[billyskank]

37. Awwww

:loveya: :* :hug:

[WCGreen]

43. SEX THREAD11111

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

7. ...

:rofl:

[petronius]

8. "Eat a banana" ... "ears" ... "twitching thighs" ... Yep, that's a sex thread!

IBTL!

[Arugula Latte]

9. A little Windex should take care of that ... nt

[LaraMN]

14. Of course, why didn't I think of that!

After all, what DOESN'T Windex cure?

:D

[idgiehkt]

10. 67 views in 6 minutes

we really need to keep a log and make this into a competition, lol.

Good job, Lara MN :toast:

[LaraMN]

15. I do my best.

I strive to contribute to the betterment of my online community.

:rofl:

[supernova]

11. Yes, eat a banana,

you're getting muscle spasms from too little potassium.

(I sometimes wakeup at night with leg cramps. Same issue.)

[LaraMN]

13. Yes, Ma'am!

I have to go to the store, so I'll pick some up, right quick!

:patriot: :hi:

[LeftyMom]

17. I get that too. When it quits I get very sleepy.

Oh wait...

[LaraMN]

20. Bwahahaa!

I just want to cuddle.

:dilemma:

[LeftyMom]

21. I guess we could...

Weirdo. :silly:

[miss_american_pie]

18. Stop exercising

:shrug:

:hi:

[billyskank]

28. A woman after my own heart

:hi:

[miss_american_pie]

29. :D

:hi:

[Guava Jelly]

19. now parts of me are twitching THANKS!!! :o)

no advice just a :evilgrin:

[swimboy]

23. and my spider sense is tingling!

[In_The_Wind]

56. awesome!

very nice moves

:hi:

[Deja Q]

24. Just some handiwork... I mean, hand-y work...

:rofl:

[Bassic]

25. I just lost my train of thought.

:o

[mongo]

27. Masturbate

Your thighs will still be twitching, but you won't care.

[Burma Jones]

34. I think it means that you're gonna get laid

you know, like your palm itching as an indicator of future wealth.....

[LaraMN]

35. Don't tell my husband!

I was formulating grand plans to fall asleep on the couch at about nine o'clock, tonight!

[billyskank]

38. Sorry. The thighs never lie.

[RetroLounge]

36. I have a multi part remedy

1) Put on boots.

2) put on short skirt.

3) Get in car.

4) Drive to Milwaukee.

:evilgrin:

RL

[LaraMN]

39. Why? Are there bumpy roads between here and there?

;)

[lildreamer316]

40. Ooooo!

REALLY IBTL!!!

[SOteric]

41. Gentle stretching.

Don't bounce, just gently lean into a stretch of your inner thighs, one at a time. Then take a couple of Ibuprophen.

I used to get the same annoying reaction when I studied ballet. Try sitting on the floor in a half split and bringing your chest down to one knee. (or as close as you can get comfortably, stop when you feel the stretch).

[ElboRuum]

42. Cue porno soundtrack... and... scene.

[Generic Brad]

44. Isn't there a cream for that?

:freak:

[Cheney Killed Bambi]

45. Your

thighs are twitching? :spray:

[Bassic]

46. This is so going to get locked.

IBTL.

:D

[LaraMN]

47. It's going on 24 hrs.

I'm a wee bit disappointed...
:rofl:

[Bassic]

48. More importantly,

are they still twitching? If not, what did the trick? :D

[LaraMN]

49. No- they're not.

It just kinda' stopped on its own.
That's my story, and I'm sticking to it.

:P

[Bassic]

51. Kinda stopped on their own.

I _want_ to believe you.... mostly :P

[ikojo]

50. A scooter might cure or exacerbate that

problem....

Might I suggest viberider...

http://www.viberider.com/

VIBE-RIDER™ produces an amplified and centralized sensation through the passenger seat. This unique electronic device operates simultaneously with the RPM's of your engine. The More You Rev, The Harder It Pulsates.Your satisfaction is guaranteed, and so is Hers !



Over 880 views as I write this!!

[Bassic]

52. That sounds _so_ dirty.

:evilgrin:

[PVnRT]

53. A nice massage

If you need a masseuse, holla.







*runs*

[dpbrown]

54. Still??????????

This is so yesterday's thread...

:rofl:

[Shine]

55. Well, that certainly got my attention!

:D

I'd say stretching would help or maybe a hot bath...Your muscles got a bit overworked, it sounds like.

[Bassic]

57. This thread is still not locked?

:D

The mods are getting lazy :rofl: